Raise Your Hand

 

1. In the prescient words of OldCatMan

   Good am.....Saw Teri Hatcher on Leno last night-----she thinks the idea is dumb........says it is very easy for a woman to get laid without paying for it, a lot easier than it is for men. .......................Teri, where does your line form?
   Posted by OLDCATMAN on 11/19/2005 at 09:26 AM

   A hint for women—HAH!—like, they need one?! Just walk up to the man of your choice and say something subtle, Like, “Let’s “

   Posted by Oink       11/23/2005  at  08:38 AM  



2. Just seeing if you measure up to the job, Mr. Cat. 
   You’ll be issued two bags for use with our really special women.

   Posted by Oink       11/23/2005  at  09:30 AM  



3. For double the price they let ‘em nag the guy for an hour.

   Posted by StinKerr       11/23/2005  at  04:52 PM  



4. A man’s 1 hour of begging counts as foreplay doesn’t it?

   Posted by MAJ Mike       11/23/2005  at  05:39 PM  



5. I’ll make an exception and tell a joke about other-than Catholic.

   Jewish foreplay: an hour of begging.
   Catholic foreplay: ”Brace yourself, Bridgette!”

   Posted by Oink       11/23/2005  at  07:51 PM  



6. OCM - re # 2 - the ruler is to measure what’s between your legs - Ms. Fleiss probably requires a certain length for her bordello............    I am getting to be sooooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd..........

   Oink - did you read B.C. in the comics today? There is a delightfully new name for the pig in the strip ........."PigPuss" - I love it!!!!!!!!  Skipper - need a smiley for “pigpuss”!!!!!!!!! puss.............

   Posted by Dottie       11/23/2005  at  08:59 PM  



7. Dottie: you have no idea how close I came to posting today’s BC comic strip earlier this morning. The pig and the lobster reminded me so much of OCM and OINK. PIG-PUSS, indeed!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/23/2005  at  09:31 PM  



8. Re #7: Protestant foreplay: “You awake, honey?”

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/23/2005  at  09:33 PM  



9. Another Catholic response “Not tonight, I have a headache”..........

   Posted by Dottie       11/23/2005  at  10:15 PM  



10. Dot: WRONG! My lame-assed excuse, as is normal, A Jew told me this.. no

    “A Jewish Amaerican Princess’ idea of perfect sex: simultaneous headaches.”

    Posted by Oink       11/23/2005  at  10:45 PM  



11. Repeatedly

    Posted by StinKerr       11/24/2005  at  12:00 PM  



12. For a considerable length of time.

    Posted by StinKerr       11/24/2005  at  12:00 PM  



13. Sex is like playing Bridge.  You either need a good partner or a good hand. 

    Posted by Oink       11/24/2005  at  12:03 PM  

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