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1. I still have a problem with homosexuals using the term ‘gay’.

   I’ve known many homosexuals, especially during my career as an Arthur Murray dance instructor…

   Not that I was complaining then… more hard-up women for me…

   Yikes! So-So-So many hard-up females back then… One of whom became my wife… But that’s another (long) story…

   As for being ‘gay’, I’m reminded of a phrase that I heard back about ‘94 or ‘95 on the Bob and Tom Show:

   “What’s so ‘gay’ about being queer?”

   Every single one of the homosexuals I’v known were the bitterest, most misogynist, people I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. And every single one of them has since died of AIDS.

   I mourn their deaths, some of them were very talented, but, give me a break, AIDS has to be the most easily avoided terminal disease in history.

   Posted by Christopher       07/04/2009  at  12:37 PM  



2. In the UK today they had a “Gay Pride” parade which the Prime Mentalist’s wife attended. Gordon Brown was probably scared he would get booed again like he did by WWII vets at “Obama beach” recently. The two main parties are both trying to outdo one another in pandering to the “pink” vote.
   This bullshit enquiry doubtless costs thousands of pounds. I hope the denizens of Canterbury are happy at the way their council tax is being spent.

   BTW one of my ex colleagues informs me that Canterbury has an excellent new nightclub for shirt lifters and pillow biters called G-spot.

   Posted by LyndonB       07/04/2009  at  03:54 PM  



3. sufficiently gay

   Does this mean sufficiently happy?

   Who decides?

   Posted by Christopher       07/04/2009  at  08:17 PM  



4. No Christopher - the real translation is: sufficiently pc and under our control.

   Posted by wardmama4       07/05/2009  at  09:57 AM  



5. In my opinion they all sniff bicycle seats in secret.

   Posted by grayjohn       07/05/2009  at  11:33 AM  



6. grayjohn, you disturb me. I never thought ball sweat was sniffable. Might explain why the RTA bus drivers take so long to load my bicycle. I can do it quickly, but some bus drivers have to… sniff?

   Most disturbing.

   Posted by Christopher       07/05/2009  at  08:42 PM  

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