Prescription For BMEWS Readers

 

1. You know what? You might want to offer the
   tin foil backed version in case we DO figure
   WTF Z Wolf is saying.

   Posted by Steel Turman       01/01/2005  at  10:04 PM  



2. 1.  I know that if President Bush started
   his speeches with a reference to the
   Barking Moonbat.com Cosmic Debris we
   would sell twice as much duck tape.

   2.  Imagine a million Barking Moonbat.com
   march on Michigan this March.  Wolf
   packs are forming there now in prepar-
   ations for total hozification. 

   3.  We need black electrical tape for the
   self employed who cut off digits and
   don’t have TIME to see a doctor. 

   Exactly like President Bush says, “We
   need more options, more choices and
   more FREEDOM including .............

   Posted by Z Woof       01/02/2005  at  05:07 AM  



3. Yo Z Woof, I think everybody here is so
   civil they’d not ask. But just because I
   ain’t so civil, What the fuck are you
   talking about? WAIT, let me rephrase that,
   WTF are you saying? No wait, if I gave you
   my address, would you send some of whatever
   the hell you are using? I’ll pay for the
   UPS charges. Have a happy day. As if that
   were on the menu at the institution. Oh,
   almost forgot, I can hook you up with a guy
   I know that deals in ALUMINUM. Tin foil by
   truck loads. Dude, I can see ya now, nice
   crisp, well-tailored, gnat’s ass hand-
   soldered suit with vest. And two pair of
   pants! Hell, I’ll pop for the beanie,
   the one with sparkles even.

   Posted by Steel Turman       01/02/2005  at  06:57 AM  



4. It is useful for removing prickly pear spines from your skin.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       01/02/2005  at  11:06 AM  



5. Um, I’m thinking 1 roll ain’t gonna do it.  Z - you’re certainly entertaining but damn, man! Your riddles are worse than the sphinx! At least there was a prize at the end of figuring out what the hell it said!

   Holler at me, ST, if you get any samples.  I might be willing to take a ‘trip’ with you.

   Posted by beermeanie       01/02/2005  at  02:09 PM  



6. Soul Train Express - Departing - coo coo coo

   Posted by Z Woof       01/02/2005  at  02:43 PM  



7. Thanks Z Woof. Next to you, I get to seem relatively NORMAL. THAT’S got to be a first.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/03/2005  at  12:33 AM  

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