...When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a “Bud.” ...
That seems bassackward to me.
Not really if you consider how the left thinks we are all capitalist pigs.
Bud is for the “little people.”
But the real Democrats will prefer a nice Napa Valley Chardonay. After all, it’s only $28 a bottle and it’s tax deductible for this soiree we’re having for [name your favorite non-profit 90%-overhead-10%-for-the-needy organization here]
Hmmmm, you have a point.........
Um-the BOY already got his “big” Christmas present from us-a suction cup cross bow and a genuine WWII canteen. It was what he asked for and dammit, chanukkah starts next week anyway
Nope, no toy guns for my kids. They’re getting a few thousand rounds of .22LR I picked up on Ammo Day and a promise from dad to help them use it up in the real guns they got for their birthdays
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