Politically Correct

 

1. Those are GREAT - BTW, my spousal unit {DI, Gunny, USMC, 18 years} said to tell you he likes your mascot - but suggests you give him a couple of Stinger missiles & a Gatling gun .................. 

   Posted by Diamond Mair       08/06/2005  at  07:52 PM  



2. FYI: Batty has an M-1 Garand and an RPG hidden under his paws. Semper Fi!

   Now you know.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       08/06/2005  at  07:58 PM  



3. The FodGuy {aka SuperFod - long story, ask HIM about it! } says NUTHIN’ can beat CAS {Close Air Support, for non-military members} - napalm & a Gatling gun will cover and expunge a multitude of sins ...................... like wearing diapers on one’s head

   Posted by Diamond Mair       08/06/2005  at  08:08 PM  



4. I am going to respond that I am none of the above descriptions of a woman, nor is my male friend any of the above descriptions of a male...............We are two mature people who enjoy each others company in all respects, sexual and otherwise............I’m not sure where you were going with this post..............

   Posted by Dottie       08/06/2005  at  09:25 PM  



5. DOttie, it’s not about you or your friend. It’s not really about any man or woman. It’s a parody of “politically correct” speech and how ridiculous it can become if taken to extremes.

   Posted by The Skipper       08/07/2005  at  12:02 AM  



6. I had to learn to speak PC in my last job. I learned that:
   They are not lazy bastards, they are ergophobic children of bachelors
   They are not short and fat, they are vertically challenged and horizontally endowed.
   They are not f’ing idiots, they are synaptically impaired.

   Using/inventing the first and third of these PC terms saved me more than one write-up.

   I also learned that if you anounce on the two-way that you have an ID-Ten-T problem the id10t doesn’t usually catch on. They think it’s code - which, I suppose, it is.

   Posted by StinKerr       08/07/2005  at  03:27 AM  



7. Islamofasists don’t die.  They become Metabolically Challenged.  We all Hope.

   Posted by bat crusher       08/07/2005  at  04:10 AM  



8. Hur hur hur, these are pretty good.

   Posted by Drew458       08/07/2005  at  10:22 AM  



9. ID-10-T… I think I’ve seen that on a car license plate. 
   Working in IT support, we team and I have a code-word: PEBKAC.
   “Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair”. I have the T-shirt! 

   Posted by DWMF       08/07/2005  at  03:27 PM  

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