Plastic Lover
Now, shouldn’t that be a womannequin
Plastic Fantastic Lover (Jefferson Airplane).
(OCM should remember that “classic” of the late 1960s)
Plentyhorse, eh? Hmmm, maybe made up? Don’t sound Irish to me.
I’m from Iowa and this guy sounds like hez from Nebraska orginally.
Posted by Z Woof
11/18/2005 at 05:30 PM
That’s a serious charge. The part about no drugs or alcohol being involved.
Posted by Oink
11/18/2005 at 06:15 PM
How do you have Inappropriate activity with a manequin? (Unless it’s 1 of those human manequins, which this 1 wasn’t) they don’t have any holes. as far as I know.. but I never had any ideas of sleeping with a department store manequin LOL
thats the type of woman im looking for, dont say a lot, dont drink, dont eat,dont moan,
did he date her first? this is unreal, where is that shopping mall?
Bulldog
only in AMRICIA
Only in America? HA! WELL, at least our COWS are sane!
Youse guys got sumpin’ to answer for! Ya’ ready?
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British reports say disgraced Gary Glitter on the run in VietnamLondon - Disgraced British glam rock star Gary Glitter was Monday reported to be on the run in Vietnam after being found living with a teenage girl in one of the country’s key resorts.
Two of Britain’s leading tabloid newspapers said the 66-year-old singer, who was convicted in Britain in 1999 for possessing child pornography, fled the resort of Vung Tau after being ‘tracked down’ by reporters.
Police in Vietnam were investigating how he slipped into Vung Tau, north of the Vietnamese capital, and lived there apparently unnoticed with his ‘15-year-old wife’ for three months, the Daily Mail said.
Glitter, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, was sentenced to four months in 1999, after being found guilty of downloading child pornography from the Internet.
He was freed from jail after two months and went to Cambodia, but was barred from that country in 2002. ‘If people find I’m here, I’ll move on again to another country,’ the Sun tabloid quoted Glitter as saying at the weekend.Posted by Oink
11/18/2005 at 09:46 PM
Good grief! Sex with a mannequin???? This jerk’s elevator doesn’t go to the top!!!!!!!
Posted by Dottie
11/18/2005 at 10:51 PM
Maybe he could claim the mannequin was about 40 years old and more experienced than him and seduced him.
Somebody must not have high confidence in his abilities to perform…
...wasn’t this in some crazy movie from the 80’s?
Posted by Patrick Chester
11/19/2005 at 09:52 AM
Small glich there, The idiot is from Sioux Falls South Dakota. Hey, I’d like to blame him on Iowa, but he is a sewage falls native.
Sorry to tell you z-wolf, but if he were a husker, he’d have been flavoring popcorn instead, or porkying a pig.Jeremy: Good point. If we moved the western counties of Iowa into Nebraska we would double the IQ of both states. The only good Husker is Ruud the 2nd round draft pick of the Tampa Bay Bucs as defensive linebacker. The rest of the Huskers are a bunch of bug eaters.
Plastic People, oh baby, you’re such a drag. - FZ “We are only in it for the money.”
Posted by Z Woof
11/19/2005 at 10:56 AM
What ever happened to that “inflatable” woman that was around a few years ago???????
Posted by Dottie
11/19/2005 at 11:02 AM
Hey I used to live in Iowa it’s not so bad.
Oink regarding Gary Glitter. The name is now rhyming slang.
Gary Glitter = “up the sh**er”. Offensive, but appropriate for that pervert!What assholes!
I hope this answers all you questions, it does for me.
Ladies and gentlemen…
The president of the united states!
“fella americans...doot, doot, doot...”
Hes been sick!--doot! doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag
I know its hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag
And theres this guy from the cia hes creepin
Around laurel canyon
A fine little girl she waits for me
Shes as plastic as she can be
She paints her face with plastic goo
And wrecks her hair with some shampoo
Plastic people
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag
“i dunno...sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--its...ah..your
Hair spray...or something...”
Plastic people
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag
“i hear the sound of marching feet…
Down sunset boulevard to crescent heights
...and there...at pandoras box…
We are confronted with...a vast
Quantity of...plastic people...”
Take a day and walk around
Watch the nazis run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think were singing
bout someone else
But youre plastic people
Oh, baby, now
Youre such a drag
Me see a neon moon above
I searched for years I found no love
Im sure that love will never be
A product of plasticity
A product of plasticity
Plastic, plastic people--pla-ha-ha-ha
Ha-plastic--you are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--youre plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic peoples
-a prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it o.k.
--plastic people--plastic people
--you dream about...you think about...you eat
...you are...ooo-hoo-hoo…
Purple prancing--plastic people-
Pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-peep!
http://www.zappa.com
Posted by Z Woof
11/19/2005 at 11:24 AM
Dottie, re: your #17 Inflatable Woman was secretly Palestinian. She blew herself up.
Posted by Oink
11/19/2005 at 11:35 AM
*rimshot*
Now I remember. One of the cuts is “Plastic Fantastic Lover”.
Posted by Oink
11/19/2005 at 01:45 PM
Ioawahawk is gonna have a field day with this one. If the manequin is retained as evidence, I’m sure she’ll make his Hoosegow Honey list!
Sex sells...........
Posted by Dottie
11/19/2005 at 10:13 PM
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