P.J. O’ Rourke Bitch-Slaps Kerry

 

1. For the first time in so so long it is really a happy time to be a Republican. Ever since the November Election the Democrats have looked and acted like stupid little kids.

   We look at them and just say “You guys just look so fucking stupid.”

   And they just scream “NO WE’RE NOT. YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST OUT OF TOUCH, YOU JUST DON’T GET IT.

   All we can say is “OK… you just keep sayin that. We don’t get it, but you do. ... right”

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/14/2005  at  04:52 PM  



2. >>We look at them and just say “You guys just look so fucking stupid.”

   actually it is: “You guys ARE so fucking stupid.”

   and when it rains, it pours…

   3/14/2005: NYT: Saddam Had WMD Capabilities

   BAGHDAD, Iraq, March 12 - In the weeks after Baghdad fell in April 2003, looters systematically dismantled and removed tons of machinery from Saddam Hussein’s most important weapons installations, including some with high-precision equipment capable of making parts for nuclear arms, a senior Iraqi official said this week in the government’s first extensive comments on the looting.

   The Iraqi official, Sami al-Araji, the deputy minister of industry, said it appeared that a highly organized operation had pinpointed specific plants in search of valuable equipment, some of which could be used for both military and civilian applications, and carted the machinery away.

   Dr. Araji said his account was based largely on observations by government employees and officials who either worked at the sites or lived near them.

   “They came in with the cranes and the lorries, and they depleted the whole sites,” Dr. Araji said. “They knew what they were doing; they knew what they want. This was sophisticated looting.”

   ...what was that about “W lied about wmd?”

   Posted by tuffbeingright       03/14/2005  at  06:04 PM  



3. What does bitch slap mean?  How is it different from regular slapping?  Or smacking?

   Posted by lisar915       03/14/2005  at  08:47 PM  



4. The claws are turned inward....

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/15/2005  at  08:12 AM  



5. Open hand, fingers closed, with right hand use a left to right swing, aim at mouth with back of fingers, wack! speaking words such as “Shut the fuck up...bitch.”

   As opposed to a right to left slap with palm and fingers directed at “face” not “mouth”. No words required as pain is primary purpose.

   mmKay, got it?

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/15/2005  at  12:29 PM  

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