Photoshop/Caption Contest

 

1. When I hunt my gun is only this big. 

   And my gun has killed fewer people than Senator Kennedy’s car. 

   Posted by Z Woof       08/21/2005  at  10:55 AM  



2. Who is that guy again? He look familar but…

   Posted by yatalli       08/21/2005  at  11:07 AM  



3. Kerry: I cannot emphasize enough the extreme, ecumenical, phisophical, and sociological importance of a bi partisan commitment toward the ever important and coherent adherance to the penultimate goal of sound domestic and international policy. The rumination and subterfugation without due diligence of this administration is such that internal and external cooperation amoung our legislators has evoked unnecessary and disturbing conflict.....etc, etc, etc...blah, blah, blah

   Woman Next To Kerry (thinking): He’s soooooooo smart. I have no clue what he is saying but he is smart...and hot. Keep smiling, Buffy, as you slip him your rom key.

   Posted by CharmingBarracuda       08/21/2005  at  11:53 AM  



4. Skipper I just e-mailed my entry to ya!

   Posted by Macker       08/21/2005  at  12:00 PM  



5. NOTE TO EVERYONE: I have turned on image links so you can all post comments with URL links to your photoshopped or captioned images. If you wish to e-mail them to me, I will post them here for you.

   Here is Macker’s entry:

   

   Posted by The Skipper       08/21/2005  at  12:40 PM  



6. Sen. Kerry does his Marty Engels impression.

   (look at his eyes)

   Posted by StinKerr       08/21/2005  at  04:37 PM  



7. Bravo Phobos!! LMAO!!

   Macker - how about “I have huge works, about this big, in my pants.... I mean in the plan.” ??

   Posted by dick       08/21/2005  at  10:27 PM  



8. "It wasn’t a big lie, it was only a little one this big”

   Don’t forget, “Botox Boy” claimed that the Christmas Eve 1968, he was on a “secret mission” ordered by President Nixon.  Only problem is, that RMN didn’t become President until Jan 20 1969.  He is the ideal personification of a ”True Blue Masshole”.
   Ditto for “Red Ted” Kennedy. Michael Dukakis, and the rest of the Beantown Cabal.

   LC RP

   Posted by Rat Patrol       08/22/2005  at  09:34 AM  



9. The young handler looked on in wonder as the John F. Kerry Life-Size Cardboard Cut-Out Action Figure (TM) amazed the crowds while actually saying nothing.

   Posted by Red Five       08/22/2005  at  11:47 AM  



10. "When my liberal bullshit ideas finally implode, my self-conceit and ego will collapse like a blackhole into a tiny little ball like this.”

    Posted by Bear       08/22/2005  at  06:50 PM  



11. So in losing the election bet with Bush, I had to get in the Macy’s department store window, and hold his ass in my hands like this, and kiss it like so.

    Posted by kermit       08/22/2005  at  09:03 PM  

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