Pearls Before Swine
Man, this’ll sure piss off the Muslims!
When I was a M.P. we used the phrase Police in Germany.Early 70’s the term pig was thrown at us on a regular basis.
I’m from Iowa, “Pig HQ” of the world. We call those cops Indiana oinkers. Oink is from Indiana, he named himself properly. Oink isn’t from Chicago.
David Letterman is an oinker too.
At the end of the day there is only one thing you can do with a hog
Posted by Z Woof
02/28/2006 at 08:36 AM
At some P.D., back in the 70’s, Officer ‘Pigg’ legally changed his name to ‘Page’. I believe he had trouble handcuffing suspects who were laughing so hard after he identified himself. He supposed that his fellow officers would continue to call him ‘Piggy’.
True tale from the Files of “ PigPolice Story”!Posted by Oink
02/28/2006 at 08:38 AM
Throw the curly tail in there too - Jimmy Dean
Posted by Z Woof
02/28/2006 at 09:13 AM
Like Macker, I’m wondering when the “imam of Cleveland” {whoever he may be} will jump in & claim ‘offense’ at the image of a pig patrolling ............................
Semper Fi’ & SammenholdPosted by Diamond Mair
02/28/2006 at 10:06 AM
Ohio Pigs don’t look like oink. Ohio Pigs, like the SpokesPig of the Ohio Democratic Party said, “Those that don’t have employer-based health insurance are either unemployed or under-employed.” Sure, sure, sure, that’s right. All the self employed people of Ohio, including farmers, yes even Ohio Pig
farmers are under-employed. See, these Democrat Pigs are soo stupid that they are quoted exactly correct.
You’re lucky you bailed on the Democratic Party OCM.
Because if you were still voting Democrat OCM, you would be stuck on stoopid.
That’s why Gov. Jeb Bush (R-FL) called Democrats, “Pathetic.”
Posted by Z Woof
02/28/2006 at 11:06 AM
Perhaps resembles from this Compensated Cover Shot long ago.
I was in the administrative office of the Sheriff & saw a poster of a live, very pink pig, painted with flowers & peace signs like an old Hippie VW Microbus. This was pre-Photoshop and the fellow was very pretty.
Posted by Oink
02/28/2006 at 11:31 AM
I actually used to have one of those flower power piggie posters way back around 1970. Friend of mine who was an MP (Military Policeman) gave it to me. In the Provost Marshal’s office, they had the same poster, overwritten with PRIDE INTEGRITY GUTS SERVICE.
Rat: Outstanding! He/she is a beauty, right?
Posted by Oink
02/28/2006 at 11:57 AM
Yes, indeedilly do! No finer swine ever drank wine!
The finest deputy that there ever was:
Wow! Four
related topics in 24 hours!
Pearls Before Swine
Excess Baggage
Teacher Feature Two-fer
End of the line
Makes me hungry for some BBQ ribs
RatMan: ME on topic, or did U mean something else?
Piggies
by George Harrison, The BeatlesHave you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in....In their styes with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking.Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their baconPosted by Oink
02/28/2006 at 03:08 PM
Hmmmm, I was thinking of that very tune…
Other than that, just swinery in general
