Yes, they are a little young yet. Give ‘em time to grow and I have some great recipes for duck.
Actually the two are all growed up already. And mom is a huntress, a crack shot with several kinds of firearms. Best bet would be to get your ducks from the grocery store.
I cry fowl! Those guys are black and gold! *ducks* Steeler colors, you turkey! Packers are green and gold which isn’t fur, but couldn’t be feather from Pittsburgh’s colors! Keep up with that and I’ll make sure you get the tweetment!
Hey Chris, we have a lot of mallards out on the riverbed ripe for plucking.. All you have to do is get by the gauntlet of extremely territorial giant mutant geese that have a mutual aggression pact with them.
Most of the neighbors probably won’t give a damn either.. The things are mean and nasty.
Well, I’ll admit the Steelers are all ducked up, but I’m pretty certain that mallard ducklings carry the green and gold. Camouflage, so nobody sees them coming. Kind of like the Packers offense.
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