Our Brass Monkey Surrenders

 

1. Welcome to the wonderful world of glow-bull warming.... It’s all Algore’s fault, all of his hot air and verbal flatulance has adversely affected the climate, and has caused glacial meltdowns, undersea volcanoes, uncontrolled solar flares and coronal mass ejections, and an imminent asteroid impact, species extinctions, global plagues, swarms of locusts, nuclear proliferation and an impending alien invasion of flesh eating ghouls from the planet Goron. Not to mention snow and ice where it doesn’t belong, none where it does belong, and all of this sill adversely impact the results of Sunday’s Super Bowl.

   WE’RE DOOMED!!!  THE SKY IS FALLING!!!  LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!!!!

   Posted by Rat Patrol       01/31/2007  at  02:16 PM  



2. Worse still, we have almost a full quarter inch of snow on the ground here in NJ, and it hasn’t yet fully melted away after almost 20 hours!! We’re dooooomed!

   Posted by Drew458       01/31/2007  at  02:55 PM  



3. That settles it.

   I’m going over to a Liberal site where I can avoid facing the facts. What? Is this the 3rd or 4th time this year here in St. Louis?

   My aching arthritic hip....

   But...the neighbor’s kid will be happy. He earns big bucks shoveling my driveway.

   I guess that’s a good thing.

   Maybe I’ll just stay right here at Bmews after all.

   Posted by Cheese_tensor       01/31/2007  at  04:24 PM  



4. Dang! Even my “secret” mountain hideaway in western NC is getting snowed upon, but NH isn’t… I guess I need to fine-tune my Doktor Evil’s top sekret weather kontroller machine

   muaaahhhhaaahhhhaaahhhhhaaaahhhh

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/01/2007  at  01:35 PM  

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