one thug that didn’t get away

 

1. What? You mean to tell me that the Good Samaritan wasn’t immediately put under arrest, and then the mugger given a free lawyer who instantly brought a civil suit against him? There ain’t no justice in the UK no more! Waaaaaaaah!!!!!111!!

   A DrewSolution:
   New UK capital offense: mugging anyone more than twice your age or less than half your age, or less than half your weight, or a minor under age 15. Being the fairer sex, women victims get a 15 year, 40 pound handicap. So if a 20 year old chav mugs a 30 year old woman, the law says in this instance she’s considered to be 45, and he hangs. Double indemnity applies, since the law also says she’s only 15, so he hangs twice ... or we use double the length of rope. Pop! Similarly, if a 190lb man mugs a little 110lb granny, the law says in this instance she only weighs 70lb, and he hangs. Same thug, who is 35, mugs 85 year old gramps, and he hangs, even though the old duffer is an SAS vet who beats the crap out of him. England already has the Upper Class, the Lower Class, and the Criminal Classes; let’s give them weight and age classes as well. Then they can have weight crimes as well as hate crimes.

   Posted by Drew458       02/03/2012  at  03:29 PM  



2. weight crimes as a hate crime.

   Oh I’m sure the left here will think of that eventually.

   Posted by peiper       02/04/2012  at  11:54 AM  

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