As for me, I think I could have foregone the tube that night! *AHEM*!
That sounds SO 1970s-ish. Here’s something along a different vein:
selrahC walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “What can I get you?”
The bartender is promptly banned from LGF.
How sick!
See, if my wife was dressed like that when I came home, I’d prowl around looking for the other guy!