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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 09/17/2005 at 10:08 PM   
 
  1. beerstoyou  pig AMEN excaim

    (OINK repeats himself) Story is told that the German monks were worried that beer was inappropriate for monastic life—too jolly-making.  So they sent a sample to the Vatican for them to decide the issue.  The Italian Cardinals were accustomed to sweet wine.  They took one taste of the beer barf and wrote back, “You may drink as much of this shit as you wish!  Especially as a Penance.” God is Good.

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/17/2005  at  10:40 PM  

  2. My dad went to Oktoberfest back in 1969...and he told me later as I was growing up that at Oktoberfest, you rent the beer! Strange....
    Seems like a lot of Germans have much to drink about this year too: both their economy and foreign policy are in the crapper, and of course there are the Muslims. But will they be sober enough to vote Herr Schroeder’s ass out of office? We’ll find out soon enough.

    Posted by Macker    United States   09/18/2005  at  08:48 AM  

  3. I got the impression that Schroeder thought he could be another Stresemann.  If so, he failed wretchedly.  If anything, he may have only assured that there will be another Bruening, and then a Papen, and then a Schleicher, and then.....

    (shudder)

    confused

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:07 AM  

  4. Did someone forget to turn off the bold font?

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:10 AM  

  5. Devil Weed!  weed  Snare of Satan! Mari-ju-wanna. They should lock you guys up. crazy  pig  dickhead

    I always feel soooo much safer when I read of a local pot bust. joint  gun  sick  shit shit shit shit shit 

    The young gal in the foreground (you maybe noticed her tits?) also has major theological significance.

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:12 AM  

  6. Has she now?  I will confess a certain architectural interest....

    LOL

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:14 AM  

  7. That’s the third time this week that OCM forgot to close the bold font on his comments. OCM, if you ain’t gonna close ‘em, don’t open ‘em. If you do it again, I’m gonna change your avatar to a picture of an ignorant MESS-CAN!

    LOL

    Architecture, my cutebutt . That’s the nicest set of boobies I’ve seen in a long time. Sigh.

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:28 AM  

  8. Maybe I should have said “a certain sculptural interest.”

    wink

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:31 AM  

  9. DUDE! Re: BOLD FONT - When you get to a certain age, PLUS your eyes are red and irritated from the acrid smoke, the bold font is sine qua non.

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/18/2005  at  09:36 AM  

  10. OCM: the SUBMIT button closes the comment but doesn’t close any open tags. There is a “Close Tags” button below that does that. Do that before you click “Submit”.

    As for not coming up before, maybe its’ just Alzheimer’s creeping up on you?

    LOL

    As for your IE browser, I just don’t know. Maybe Oink infected it with the SAMID virus? Hmmmmmm ...... now there’s something I hadn’t thought of. Maybe we should vaccinate our browsers against HOG-WARTS!!!

    LOL

    P.S. We’re all crazy , dontcha know?
    P.P.S. The “Preview” button is your friend.

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   09/18/2005  at  10:18 AM  

  11. Alzheimers --Isn’t it great? All the new people you get to meet!!

    Close Tags ?  Follow-up Comments?  Smart Notification??? WTF? crazy

    Skipper!  What happened to the “swine” Smiley????!!!!  big surprise A whole row is gone!!!

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/18/2005  at  11:10 AM  

  12. OINK: the swine smiley is still there. It may be in another position because I had to re-size the Smiley window to hold all the new ones.

    OCM: thanks for sending me that link. I gabbed what I thought were the best ones. Great minds think alike?

    (SKIPPER, either that or you’re both suffering from the same mental problems!)

    Aw, SHUDDUPbanghead

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   09/18/2005  at  11:42 AM  

  13. chasehatchet  <<<<<<<<<<<<< With this single exception PRETTY AWESOME SKIPPER!!! pig  cheese  excaim

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/18/2005  at  12:44 PM  

  14. Ummm… beer and breasts…

    Breasts… the other white meat…

    Kiss an angel Good Morning…

    Posted by Christopher    United States   09/18/2005  at  02:24 PM  

  15. Yea, OCM .. WTF chasehatchet ?  How is this chasing, or chasing with, a hatchet:  pig  excaim  question

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/18/2005  at  06:03 PM  

  16. Don’t hit him, OCM, you might hurt the hatchet…

    LOL

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  07:51 PM  

  17. Tann: re your comments 7 & 10— (vs. architecture) sculpture being more “hands on” clap  boobies

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/18/2005  at  08:01 PM  

  18. Speaking of God and beer, a minister once told me that Martin Luther had the Ten Commandments engraved on his beer steins.  Sounded a little much to me, but I would appreciate it if anyone can provide the truth of this.

    wink

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  08:02 PM  

  19. Thanks, Oink.  I definitely prefer the tactile approach to that sort of sculpture....

    LOL

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   09/18/2005  at  08:03 PM  

  20. As long as the Germans are more interested in threebeers  beerstoyou barf than world conquest, it’s alright with me cool hmm  3stooges

    LC RP mickeymouse

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   09/19/2005  at  09:01 AM  

  21. Oh, yeah, nice superstructure on the babe in the foreground boobies  wink

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   09/19/2005  at  09:02 AM  

  22. Rat: If she spills any of that beer (down her front, say) plenty of us would volunteer to help her wipe it off.  No hands!

    Posted by Oink    United States   09/19/2005  at  09:10 AM  

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