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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler    United States   on 01/30/2005 at 05:44 PM   
 
  1. Ahhhhh, the “binding” properties of MRE’s...I so fondly remember the experiences!  That is the funniest thing I have read in a while.  The imagery was just too much!!!

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum    New Zealand (Aotearoa)   01/30/2005  at  07:06 PM  

  2. Wait let me guess! They’re MARRIED now!

    I must pass on a story I had heard in high school. From what I heard, some girl with a reputation for affinity to anal sex got it on with one of the class jocks, and after he got done and pulled out, she started to defecate profusely all over the back seat of the guy’s car and couldn’t stop for five minutes.

    And as it turned out, they’ve been married ever since graduating from high school! LMAO!

    Posted by Macker    United States   01/30/2005  at  08:28 PM  

  3. Sorry but I’ve got to say the guy was right....he’s an asshole!  I’ve made MRE’s many times and they are NOT that easy to make (if you go according to directions).  He could have ordered in and subjected his date to ton less bullshit.

    Only an ass would work that hard to cause so much discomfort.  (And don’t you fuckin’ dare say he didn’t know what the hell was gonna happen!)

    Oh, and Macker.....not so funny either.

    Sorry if particularly meanie tonight...it’s the beer!

    Posted by beermeanie    United States   01/31/2005  at  01:51 AM  

  4. One word: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only thing that could’ve made that funnier would be if he’d made the MREs in the little heater bags they come in! I wonder if she had any blood in her stool…

    Posted by Keith    United States   01/31/2005  at  02:27 AM  

  5. This line of ‘thought’ has gone to shit in a hurry.

    Posted by Steel Turman    United States   01/31/2005  at  06:55 AM  

  6. Beermeanie, he may be an asshole but he has a sense of humor.  No doubt about it.

    I’ll bet it gave her a finer appreciation for waht our troops endure.

    Go have another beer.  Re-read it in the morning.

    grin

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   01/31/2005  at  06:58 AM  

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