Ahhhhh, the “binding” properties of MRE’s...I so fondly remember the experiences! That is the funniest thing I have read in a while. The imagery was just too much!!!
Wait let me guess! They’re MARRIED now!
I must pass on a story I had heard in high school. From what I heard, some girl with a reputation for affinity to anal sex got it on with one of the class jocks, and after he got done and pulled out, she started to defecate profusely all over the back seat of the guy’s car and couldn’t stop for five minutes.
And as it turned out, they’ve been married ever since graduating from high school! LMAO!
Sorry but I’ve got to say the guy was right....he’s an asshole! I’ve made MRE’s many times and they are NOT that easy to make (if you go according to directions). He could have ordered in and subjected his date to ton less bullshit.
Only an ass would work that hard to cause so much discomfort. (And don’t you fuckin’ dare say he didn’t know what the hell was gonna happen!)
Oh, and Macker.....not so funny either.
Sorry if particularly meanie tonight...it’s the beer!
One word: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only thing that could’ve made that funnier would be if he’d made the MREs in the little heater bags they come in! I wonder if she had any blood in her stool…
This line of ‘thought’ has gone to shit in a hurry.
Beermeanie, he may be an asshole but he has a sense of humor. No doubt about it.
I’ll bet it gave her a finer appreciation for waht our troops endure.
Go have another beer. Re-read it in the morning.