Oh Dear, I Am Shamed ….
Quick Allan...fall into that
pinklight redblood coloredfaded crimson chair.Posted by DR@HDfixit
03/30/2005 at 01:16 PM
Did you know that the song, “Louie, Louie”, when played at 33.3 rpm has dirty language? No shit, “fuck” and everything! And that line about “the rose in her hair” ....
Pilloried in the Wall Street Journal! And what was that bullshit about ”includes foul language”? What a bunch of pussies!
Posted by Oink
03/30/2005 at 01:19 PM
How come Vilmar is the only one that got mentioned? It was your posting Allan. Oh well, you are getting your 15 minutes of fame (infamy). It will probably be good for the hit counter. It is at 336,848 right now.
I had to laugh. It reminds me of this laborer foreman I worked with. He always said that you work your ass off to get an Atta Baby from the guys that count. The guys that count rarely give you one. But fuck up, and the world comes to an end, you get shit from everybody.
It takes ten thousand Atta Babies to make up for every fuck up.I thought they were called: attaboys and aweshits.
Posted by DR@HDfixit
03/30/2005 at 01:41 PM
LC Geno,
I’ll do you one better:
A guy is touring Eastern Europe when he comes to a square in Prague and sees an old guy sitting in the middle. He goes up to the old guy and asks him what he thinks of Prague. The old guy replies, “You see these buildings around this square? I built every one of them brick by brick. But do they call me builder? No!”
“You see these cobblestone roadways in Prague? I built everyone of them stone by stone. But do they call me roadster? No?”
You see that hill over there? Once there was a famine in Czechoslovakia. I went up that hill and planted a potato crop that fed that whole of Czecholslovakia for three years. But do they call me farmer? No!”
“But fuck one goat...”
Hey guys,
I actually met James Taranto in person at a blogger party in Manhattan last Saturday night, thrown by Karol over at Alarmingnews.com. Don’t let him get to you.
That is very good Vilmar.
Opps, someone a wee bit touchy today about his GOAT.Vilmar—I thought the punchline was, “but suck one ****”.
(I’m trying to keep it clean for our upscale WSJ visitors)
Posted by Oink
03/30/2005 at 02:13 PM
Allan—even thought you’ve disgraced yourself in public, and also humiliated all of us, isn’t it just a warm fuzzy to feel our love and support wrapping around you?
The sword would have been kinder.
Posted by Oink
03/30/2005 at 02:41 PM
Oink: bless your kindly little warthog heart. I feel better already. Now, can you pull this sword out and let me bleed all over my ugly pink chair?
Lisa: the next time you run into James Taranto make sure you’re behind the wheel of a large truck.
OCM - Bless your heart!
Are not you the one that gets stoned?
Are not you the one that loves his goats?
Are not you the one that would jealously guard his goats with your shotgun?
Are not you the one that has no women at home to keep you warm when it snows?
And also, is it not snowing like all get out on you at the moment?Add all that up and one wonders at what kind of UN, Jordanian blue helmet action you got going on over there.
Far be it from me to say anything!
Yes, you still have your regular blogging buddies as a support group.
On the bright side, I do think that Bill and Joe had the hook baited for the MSM on this little “monkeyfishing” expedition, and they caught a blogger by accident. You just happened to be the first monkey that ran up and grabbed the fruit. At least the trap has been sprung now. In the future, if you do a Google News search on “Pacific Northwest Medical Association” it will pull up Taranto’s article, and no more monkeys will be harmed.
Taranto did mention that Vilmar got back to him this morning and corrected the mistake. That is a lot shorter period of time than CBS took with Rather.
If you are really serious about getting revenge on Bill and Joe, you can get the domain shut down because the DNS entries are bogus. Go lodge a complaint at their registrar:
http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/about.asp?se=+&ci=426
Domain ID:D105633161-LROR
Domain Name
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Created On:26-Jan-2005 01:46:48 UTC
Last Updated On:27-Mar-2005 03:50:16 UTC
Expiration Date:26-Jan-2007 01:46:48 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:Go Daddy Software, Inc. (R91-LROR)
Status:CLIENT DELETE PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT RENEW PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Status:CLIENT UPDATE PROHIBITED
Registrant ID:GODA-09818810
Registrant Name:KLAF Television
Registrant Organization:
Registrant Street1:123354
Registrant Street2:
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Registrant State/Province:Louisiana
Registrant Postal Code:12345
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.11111111111
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
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Registrant Email:info@klaf.net
Admin ID:GODA-29818810
Admin Name:KLAF Television
Admin Organization:
Admin Street1:123354
Admin Street2:
Admin Street3:
Admin City:shreveport
Admin State/Province:Louisiana
Admin Postal Code:12345
Admin Country:US
Admin Phone:+1.11111111111
Admin Phone Ext.:
Admin FAX:
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Admin Email:info@klaf.net
Tech ID:GODA-19818810
Tech Name:KLAF Television
Tech Organization:
Tech Street1:123354
Tech Street2:
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Tech City:shreveport
Tech State/Province:Louisiana
Tech Postal Code:12345
Tech Country:US
Tech Phone:+1.11111111111
Tech Phone Ext.:
Tech FAX:
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Tech Email:info@klaf.net
Name Server:DNS.M6.NET
Name Server:NIC.M6.NETI took a look at the DNS entry on
Allan: regarding pulling the sword out—The correct proceedure for a gut wound is to leave the object where it is and cover the guts with a poncho to prevent dehydration.
The knife in your back is a different matter.
Posted by Oink
03/30/2005 at 04:23 PM
P.S. Regarding the tending animals and f**k one warthog. (at the top of this page)
You told me it was a prostate exam! I should have been more suspicious when I felt both of your hands on my back!
Posted by Oink
03/30/2005 at 04:38 PM
Hey you guys - at least your blog it now hitting the “big time”...........
Posted by Dottie
03/30/2005 at 04:40 PM
Generalisimo, before you fall on that sword, consider a few things:
1. You are hitting the big time.
2. You were not mentioned at all. It was el Presidente who got named.
3. I’m certain that you were not the “sole blogger” who got hoodwinked. No doubt there were many more, but you apparently are the only one who admitted it in honorable fashion. This proves once again that no good deed goes unpunished.
4. It’s my birthday, and it’s a nice, crisp fall morning. Nothing or nobody is going to bother me. I’m going to enjoy the day. I invite you to do the same.
Happy birthday INC. Hope everything is good down in your part of the globe.
Wow, what the hell have you done to piss Taranto off? That was a nastygram. But on the bright side (sic) I learned a couple of things from this episode. Use Factiva and don’t write letters to John Taranto for self promotional purposes.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/30/2005 at 07:56 PM
Folks,
Entering “pacific northwest medical journal” on Google now returns 901 hits. When I entered it yesterday, it returned 0.
Pretty well organized aren’t they?
This is where somebody found the disclaimer page.
Stan
Bullshit moves very fast on the internet!!!
Well, after seeing the BOTW dig I finally registered to comment here. Of course I’m not a new reader, but if I got off my lazy ass to register, surely there are others who are lurking about for the first time. OCM’s right--no such thing as “bad” publicity.
Anyway, I bought the story too; I think it takes a certain kind of smartass/cynic usually seen around here or the Rott to believe such a story. I’ll consider myself in fine company and take the hoodwinking as a compliment.
I just stuck a big “OOPS!” where I posted it. Fuck ‘em. I can’t help it, I think it’s funny.
Lesson to be learned: If my buddy (we’ll call him ‘Allan’) stumbles across a dubious story/website/both I will NOT email it to Taranto…
At least not under the name Vilmar Tavares. All such will be emailed under forged headers that point to Oink. Or the Annoying Little Twerp…
Tavares? A one-hit-wonder group from the ‘70s?
Don’t worry Vilmar. We know it was Allan’s fault. Don’t worry Allan. Vilmar apologized for your goof. We still
lovevisit BMEWS.In other news, insomnia sucks…
03/30/2005 at 04:53 PM
