NUTS!

 

1. There are SO many other crimes they could have spent time on…

   Posted by Draven       11/29/2006  at  06:40 PM  



2. Well, NUTS to them.....

   Have some nutritious, delicious Southeast ASian treats instead:

   http://humor.beecy.net/songs/chinesechicken/

   Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
   It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese
   Yet the food tastes great so you don’t complain
   But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein
   Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
   But Garfield’s on my fork
   He’s purring here on my fork

   There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
   The place that I eat every day at noon
   They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
   Once they wrap it up in dough, boy,
   They fry it real crisp in dough

   Chow Lin asks if I wanted more,
   As he was dialling up his buddy at the old pet store
   I said not today, I lost my appetite,
   There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight
   I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two
   When I swear I heard it mew, boy
   And that is when I knew

   There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
   I think I got to stop eating there at noon
   They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
   But it’s purring there on my fork
   There’s a hair ball on my fork

   Posted by Rat Patrol       11/30/2006  at  11:09 AM  

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