Now You Know, Part I

 

1. You need to stick this article in the “Visitor Education Center” for your first time visitors. It was amazingly coherent considering that it was posted at 3:08AM on Saturday morning, and had undoubtedly had a snoot full at the time.

   Posted by Stan       02/21/2004  at  09:22 AM  



2. OK, I confess. That blog originatesd in a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label. Mr. Walker explained it to me and I just channeled his thoughts. I am inviting a Senor Jose Quervo to help me figure out the “barking” part next week. Be afriad, be very afraid.

   Posted by The Skipper       02/21/2004  at  09:50 AM  



3. Woof! Woof!!  AAAaaOOOooo!

   Posted by Vilmar       02/21/2004  at  10:06 AM  



4. ROFL....just too funny.  Consider it linked.

   Posted by dgci       02/21/2004  at  06:41 PM  



5. Considering it’s the Republican Party that is most anxiously endorsing the totalitarian, genocidal, utterly batty Rev. Moon…

   http://www.gorenfeld.net/blog//2004_04_01_barchive.html#108240121528762659

   ...perhaps you should pick a different epithet?

   Posted by Jamie McCarthy       04/20/2004  at  07:33 AM  



6. Jamie, perhaps you should get your head out of your ass.

   Posted by The Skipper       04/20/2004  at  08:04 AM  



7. ”...nice young girls with scanty night-clothes and big breasts in old Christopher Lee movies.”

   Sigh… those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end…

   Posted by christopher       04/22/2004  at  07:15 AM  



8. By your own admission, you wouldn’t know it if you yourself were a barking moonbat. Why, you could be a complete mental cripple, with brains the consistency of old limburgher cheese, for all yuo know. So naturally, if someone were to say to you, “hey, you’re a barking moonbat, Allan,” you’d deny it - but would you really know for sure that you weren’t wrong???????

   Posted by beetroot       05/07/2004  at  04:33 PM  



9. Dear beetroot,

   That’s why I post opinions here and accept feedback from readers like you. It gives me a chance to have my brain examined by my peers. If too many of them think I’m full of shit then I know my brain is broken. How about you?

   Posted by The Skipper       05/07/2004  at  08:23 PM  



10. Want to debate Team Moonbat? Come join the rest of the logical folk in the battle against the moonbats!

    http://www.sensibleelection.com

    Posted by Vastrightwingconspiracy       08/29/2004  at  08:09 PM  



11. I might be a barking moonbat,
    At least that’s what beetroot said,
    Means I might be a whimpy democrat,
    Oh Lord, I’d rather be dead.

    But if I were a barking moonbat,
    Or a San Francisco fairy,
    I wouldn’t have voted for Bush, you see,
    I would have voted for asshole kerry.

    Posted by Iacobus       11/13/2004  at  12:17 PM  



12. When the lie‘s so big
    And the fog gets so thick
    And the facts dissapear
    The Democrat Trick
    Can be played out again
    People, please tell me when
    We’ll be rid of these men!

    Posted by Z Woof       01/02/2005  at  07:51 AM  



13. I just hate it when they drop that Guano shit on me.  Buncha filthy varmints!

    Posted by Andy       02/02/2005  at  10:26 PM  

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