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1. Oscar??  Wilde?  Mayer?  Peterson? de la Renta ???

   Try to be clear in the future.

   Posted by Oink       02/28/2005  at  11:37 AM  



2. I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner ....

   (now try to get that song out of your head)

   

   Posted by The Skipper       02/28/2005  at  11:42 AM  



3. I WISH I WAS A HOLLYWOOD WEENIE
   EVER’EY ONE WOULD LAU-AH-GH AT MEEEE

   AND WHEN I GAVE MY MOONBAT OPINIONS
   EVER’EY ONE WOULD LA-AU-GH AT MEEEE

   NOW! EVERYONE SING!!

   Posted by Oink       02/28/2005  at  11:55 AM  



4. Time out, everyone, time out!  Clint Eastwood is without a doubt the coolest guy on earth (him and Mel Gibson).  They make great movies, they’re really good at it, and they don’t waste their time acting like highschool drama queers.
   They make a movie, on time, under budget (only Clint Eastwood can do that - consistantly for about 15 years now), and all the actors who work with him say he is the easiest to get along with because they trust him.

   Posted by Riggs       02/28/2005  at  12:04 PM  



5. My girlfriend insisted on watching it. I, however, was watching Win Ben Stein’s Money.

   Posted by Chris W.       02/28/2005  at  12:16 PM  



6. Rowdy Yates? ........

   Rollin’, rollin’ rollin’
   Keep them dogies rollin’
   Raw-HIDE!!!!!!

   OH NO! Now I’ve gone and done it again!!!!

   Posted by The Skipper       02/28/2005  at  12:23 PM  



7. Oscars? What in the hell are the Oscars?

   Posted by LC Geno       02/28/2005  at  12:48 PM  



8. I didn’t watch the Oscars either, because these Hollyweirdoes make me sick.

   Posted by lisar915       02/28/2005  at  12:50 PM  



9. “It was a one-eyed, one-horned ....”

   You know the rest, OCM!

   Posted by The Skipper       02/28/2005  at  01:30 PM  



10. Just a good memory. I loved that song and had it on a “45” at one time. My sister and I used to drive Dad crazy singing it (over and over) on road trips.

    On a related note, please, God! Don’t anyone here ask what a “45” was! I’m already feeling too old.

    Posted by The Skipper       02/28/2005  at  01:58 PM  



11. Hey that song was right up there with “She Wore an Itsy-Bitzy-Teeny-Weeny Yellow Poka-Dot Bikini”! Classics all.  And yes, I well remember not only 45’s, 33 and a thirds, but 78’s too! (My favorite 78 was “She Had Freckles On Her But...She’s Pretty")

    Posted by Guy S.       02/28/2005  at  02:38 PM  



12. So, we have a situation where the people that work in an industry give out awards to themselves. Lets get all the former Marines that now work in electronics and computers together. “And the winner, in Best Small Network Design is ASM826!”
    “Thank you, thanks Mom and Dad, and a special shout out to my Senior Drill Instructor, all those years ago. And thanks to the Academy. Lets make up even more categories, so everyone wins something next year.”
    “Stay tuned, after these commercials, we’ll have the awards for Best Individual PC Support for Morons using Windows XP!”
    Yup, We could them the Gates Awards. Little brass statues of our friend from Redmond.  I think the best commentary was Chris Rock going to a theather and interviewing people last night. The movies they liked won nothing, and none of them had seen any of the movies winning awards.
    But I don’t blame them at all. If I could make up some awards for me that would guarantee I get a big raise and new interesting job next year, I’d be all over it.

    Posted by ASM826       02/28/2005  at  04:02 PM  



13. And one more thing, who gave Chris Rock the idea that it would go over big when he stood up there and made fun of Pr. Bush. A off hand comment supporting the troops does not make up for it. He looked bad, and the audience that clapped and laughed looked pathetic. Wake up, Hollywood, out here where the Americans live, that bit soured us all the more on you and your product.

    Posted by ASM826       02/28/2005  at  04:26 PM  



14. When are the liberals going to understand that it’s different when these elitist hollywood types use their fame and noteriety to spout their uneducated “opinions” about politics?  It’s not. the. same as Arnold or Reagan and their “opinions”.  Not. The. Same.  In so many ways it makes my head hurt. You don’t see very many conservative actors getting on stage at awards shows and stating their opinions as fact, do you?  No.  And I find it funny that these empty talking heads think they know more than a man who is briefed daily by some of the smartest people on the PLANET, and who is more knowledgeable and cognizant of history and current events than all of the presenters and recipients at the Oscars last night.  Combined.  It cracks me up.  And they’re all too self-absorbed to see the lunacy of it. 

    Posted by The Patriotette       02/28/2005  at  05:35 PM  



15. I stand corrected, Clint is one of the few REAL MEN in Hollyweird.

    OCM we’re too tough. “ Please Mister People-eater don’t eat me! I wouldn’t eat you cause you’re too tough” How about catgut?

    Posted by Oink       02/28/2005  at  05:45 PM  



16. Bah. The only good awards are the technical awards, like the score/sound/special effects/ect…

    (Well, some of those might not be so technical...)

    Those are where the real art of movies resides.

    Also happen to be won a lot by action/sci-fi/animated comedy, which are movies people actually go see.

    Posted by Dac       02/28/2005  at  07:25 PM  



17. Fuck the Oscars.Where was Dawn of the Dead????Where was Bad Santa????

    Posted by kingaljr       02/28/2005  at  08:35 PM  



18. Did I mention that I’ve boycotted the Oscars ever since “Smoky and the Bandit” was snubbed for Best Picture?  

    OK, OK, it’s an old ‘You May Be A Redneck If ...’ joke.

    Posted by Oink       02/28/2005  at  08:43 PM  



19. OSCAR: Old Socialist Crackpots Argue Relentlessly.

    Posted by Jim Riley       02/28/2005  at  10:19 PM  



20. Old Catman not George but Monica’s favorite saying. Oh I wish I had Bill’s weenie in my mouth,cause Hillary won’t do it for my Bill. And if I had Bill’s weenie in my mouth he would shoot it all over my blue dress. Ken Starr could than nail him all because I love Bill’s weenie and the evidence on the dress.

    Posted by Alan S.       03/01/2005  at  03:21 AM  

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