Not The President

 

1. Aren’t these the same “rocket scientists” that couldn’t figure out how to properly mark a ballot designed and approved by the Donk Party?

   Posted by MAJ Mike       03/14/2006  at  08:54 AM  



2. And there was the experiment in computer voting, right?  The theory being, as Dave Barry said, that people too stupid to punch holes in paper should be given computers.

   Posted by Oink       03/14/2006  at  01:41 PM  



3. Al “Forrest” Gore:  Stupid is what Stupid does. 

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/14/2006  at  01:42 PM  



4. Is this the same Al Gore that, after hearing media reports that he lost the 2000 election, promptly conceded?  Then an hour later retracted his concession?  Whatta asshat.

   Posted by rudebadger       03/14/2006  at  01:54 PM  



5. But then GWB hasn’t been doing anti-Americal speeches over in Saudi Arabia, either (and getting paid big $$$$$$$ for it). Treasonous bastard. Club Gitmo time.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/14/2006  at  03:25 PM  



6. No, Gump had far more wisdom and capability than the other three.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/14/2006  at  03:26 PM  



7. You can tell this is drivel by the headline - Gore firing up a crowd - pleeeeeeeeeeeze what crap.

   Posted by wardmama4       03/14/2006  at  05:00 PM  



8. A crowd of 400 fired up in an area of over a million people.

   Posted by Officer Pupp       03/14/2006  at  09:57 PM  



9. Ace pointed out that Al’s mom forgot to teach him that too much makeup makes him look like a whore.

   

   Posted by Jester       03/15/2006  at  06:23 PM  



10. When runnin’ for Prez Gore said, “I’ll cure your asthma too.”

    I hope he runs again in 2008

    Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.  - FZ

    Posted by Z Woof       03/15/2006  at  07:46 PM  



11. Noun: wimp
    A person who lacks confidence, is irresolute and wish-washy.

    Better
    Noun: wimp
    A hypothetical subatomic particle of large mass that interacts
    weakly with ordinary matter through gravitation, postulated as
    a constituent of the dark matter of the universe.

    Posted by Officer Pupp       03/16/2006  at  09:57 AM  

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