No Need To Worry About Social Security!
Allan: looks like you’re better & your old self.
I mean that in a nice way!
What do you think of this idea? F**k it! Let the goddam system collapse! Allow REALITY to triumph! Maybe that’s the only way change will happen. The former members of the Soviet Union did not decide to dump communism. Not that the government that followed was terrific.
Posted by Oink
03/21/2005 at 07:18 PM
There was a article posted by Vilmar a couple of days ago about the socialists in Eurarabia claiming that the immigrants were going to solve their problems about government programs being stifled by low birth rates.
How long is it going to be before our own socialists in the DEM party start saying the same shit?Here in Arizona there are constant stories of Arabic people being caught crossing the border. Just the other day they caught some, I think they were from Yemen but I could be wrong. I don’t think these stories gather much national attention.
Maybe the middle east is covered in lettuce fields so these are experienced agricultural workers.
BTW, you are S-O-O wrong. The PC term is not “undocumented immigrants.” It is simply “migrants.”
Posted by Tequila Mockingbird
03/21/2005 at 08:28 PM
Allan,
Welcome back. Glad to see that you as as grumpy as ever.
Isn’t Vilmar in the red area of this graph? Should we call the INS to see if we can get the Portuge kicked out of the country?
Stan, I wish we could but since he has a kid and even a grand-kid who were born in this country, I guess we have to let him stay under the ........ (wait for it) ........ (wait for it) ........ GRANDFATHER CLAWS!
Just look at all the future income for Social Security.
Those damned Anchor babies. What can you do?
I’ll be surprised if Vilmar doesn’t take a little independent avatar action on both Allan and Stanley.
I may be wrong, but I think that Allan is the only one that knows how to change avatars.
Uh, Geno? Exactly what would you like YOUR next avatar to be?
Stan—This is the Voice of Experience telling you 1. you can change your avatar, briefly 2. Allen & Vilmar have more ways to
you than Carter’s got Little Pills. 
Posted by Oink
03/21/2005 at 09:19 PM
Far be it from me to suggest anything. I’m just saying that you two are doing a little poking at Vilmar, and it ain’t particularly wise to be poking the Dictator with a short stick, so to speak.
Am I wrong?Maybe we should have a poll to select Geno’s avatar. I am thinking:
Boy George
Madonna
Willie Nelson
Jonh Wilkes Boothe
Linda Lovelace
A Picture of a Camel
A Picture of a Slug
Scott Peterson
William Henry Harrison
GeronimoPS: John Wilkes Boothe is what I meant.
Now Stanley, you know that immigration is a sore subject with His Dictatorshipness, and like a true BMEWS brother I try to give you fair warning. But NOOOOOOOOO, what do you do, you take a big
on me. Well next time you get to dig your own grave. It’s like some New Yorker coming out west and poking a rattle snake with a very short twig, getting warned not to do it, but keeps poking the rattle snake anyway. Well go the hell ahead and keep poking Vilmar about immigration, go on, keep it up, and watch yourself get bit. Here’s Your Sign.
Stan, I believe you were saying...................
/* strolls quietly by, whistling at the sky */
Aye, an’ it be a lovely evening in the neighborhood, ain’t it, boys?
Well I will be dipped in shit! Vilmar knows how to change an avatar.
/* Assuming “good-cop” persona */
OK, people. Move right along, move along now. nothing more to see here now. Just a minor litle accident. Stanley is expected to recover after a brief period of coemstic surgery.
DAMN! I meant “cosmetic”. Stan’s new avatar like totally fucked up my spell checker! Whew!
Stan, I suggest you try to get back in Vilmar’s good graces ASAP. It appears he has found the keys to the “extra-super-secret-nasty-fucking-sicko-disgusting wing” of the avatar library that I have tried to keep hidden from the eyes of young children (and Benevolent Dictators). I just hope he hasn’t found the REALLY NASTY stuff back in Lock Box 17F. You better hurry up before he starts snooping around in there.
I’m outta here.
Posted by Oink
03/21/2005 at 11:20 PM
VILMAR!!! PLEASE NO!!!!
I just shot a mouthful of beer through my nose. That’s funnier than hell.
Hey Stanley,
You are not alone.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/22/2005 at 06:10 AM
Ah, good, I no longer have a dick for a nose.
Don’t worry OCM. With your nose, nobody could tell the difference.
Posted by Oink
03/22/2005 at 04:40 PM
OCM, I pissed off Vilmar, and he change my Avatar to some hideous creature, with a dick for a nose.
OCM, It happened last night you missed it. I am all normal now.
Should OCM get the Stan treatment?
/* strolls quietly by, whistling at the sky */
Aye, an’ it be a lovely evening in the neighborhood, ain’t it, boys?
.... here we go again, lads .... I’ll not be a-warnin’ ya again!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, here it goes again.
Here you go, boys.
OCM, you wanted an avatar makeover--you got it!
And who says we don’t have prompt customer service?
Who says we don’t listen to our readers?
Who says we don’t have a sense of humor?
BWAH HA HA hA!
What the hell is it, Vilmar, an “Assault” Dildo?
Posted by Oink
03/23/2005 at 10:24 AM
Looks like Boy George’s pacifier.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/23/2005 at 10:45 AM
Dear Old Asshole-Buddy Catman: It was not an attack on you, merely an an inquiry as to what it is. And I don’t remember you leaping to my defence when my avatar became gruesomely altered.
If they changed the nose on your old avatar to a penis, who could tell?
Posted by Oink
03/23/2005 at 11:41 AM
