No More Ninjas In Britain

 

1. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.

   Suppose he’s got a pointy stick?

   Shaddup!

   (This used to be considered surreal humor, not breaking news.)

   Posted by JimT       03/06/2007  at  01:38 PM  



2. Did that article actually refer to a string of Samurai Sword attacks???
   See what happens when you ban firearms????
   What’s nest on the ban list, sticks and stones???  Will shoes be banned when people start kicking each other???  Have you seen an English Premier Soccer game???  Will the boys on the pitch have to stop wearing cleats???

   Posted by TANSTAAFL       03/06/2007  at  02:00 PM  



3. Hey, I just thought of something…
   What would King Arthur be without Excalibur?????

   Posted by TANSTAAFL       03/06/2007  at  03:31 PM  



4. Last month, amphetamine addict Hugh Penrose was jailed for at least 19 years for hacking a 21-year-old woman with a samurai sword and then deliberately running her over.

   Damn, it’s a good thing the NannyNazi’s didn’t outlaw cars - yet!

   Posted by rudebadger       03/06/2007  at  06:34 PM  



5. So, Skip, who’s the samurai warrior in the photo?

   Posted by Rickvid in Seattle       03/07/2007  at  03:28 AM  



6. since the guy they specifically used as an example also used a car, are they doing to ban that type of car, too?

   Posted by Draven       03/07/2007  at  05:37 AM  



7. Rickvid,thats Daryl Hannah aka Black Mamba from Kill Bill parts 1+2.

   Posted by kingaljr       03/07/2007  at  07:01 AM  



8. Great Britain will hence forth be known simply as Britain.  No longer great, no longer filled with honest pride, no longer vital.  I’d thought for a while that they were going to come back up, now I’m not so sure.

   R.I.P. to what was once the greatest Super Power on the planet.  There are many lessons here for United States.

   Posted by Dr. Jeff       03/07/2007  at  01:00 PM  

Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.