no gun and they’re just damn lucky elf & safety didn’t demand hard hats

 

1. Pish and tosh, they’ve had more than a year to comply with the ban that singled out this particular “toy” gun as the dangerous and easily convertible illegal weapon that it is. Or can be. Or could be. Something like that. But the Powers Above decided quite long ago that this one was a no-no.

   Lucky for him he didn’t get arrested. The amnesty period is long over.

   Maybe someone could give him 2 flat boards to smack together, assuming he wore hearing protection and heavy leather gloves. Can’t be too safe you know.

   Posted by Drew458       05/30/2011  at  03:45 PM  



2. Mr. Fischer’s wife could easily convert her body to conduct the criminal activity of prostitution, too. Should she be premeptively prevented from doing that? Hey, her kitchen knife could be converted to criminal use. And her handbag. Even her stockings could choke the living crap out of Mr. Fischer in his sleep. I say, remove all women from GB, for the safety of the public, don’tchaknow?

   Posted by Rickvid in Seattle       05/30/2011  at  04:04 PM  

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