Move along, nothing to see here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Although, here is a funny story of life in the third world:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline#ixzz3F5rID0Mn
Let me know if you got ahold of Chris yet.....