Naked Sex Banned

 

1. How demented can you get?  Are these people trying to catch up with their moonbat allies over here?

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/10/2006  at  08:02 AM  



2. That’s why we’ll win.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       01/10/2006  at  08:53 AM  



3. So, what’s the big deal? Leave your socks on… Or just one when you’re feeling particularly frisky. LOL

   Posted by biggeorgetn       01/10/2006  at  10:04 AM  



4. Got me thinking of that Joe Cocker song: “You Can Leave Your Hat On”?. Today’s earworm.

   Posted by StinKerr       01/10/2006  at  12:38 PM  



5. Funny thing is some of these guys think sex with a donkey is OK.  Is that within or outside of marriage? They’ll probably declare that it’s OK if you get the order of precedence correct; i.e., donkey first or wife first. I guess that also depends on whether or not you say “I love you” during the act.

   Posted by dick       01/10/2006  at  02:39 PM  



6. I suspect that OCM secretly IS Joe Cocker!

   Nudity, even during sex, is considered indecent by a significant group of folks in the U.S. I recall the tragic case of a coal miner who had his head blown off—his wife of 25 years could not ID his body, because she’d never seen him naked.

   Posted by Oink       01/10/2006  at  03:13 PM  



7. Maybe they should order that a condom in itself qualifies for being not quite nude. Now that would be a good fatwa.

   Posted by Rickvid       01/10/2006  at  04:12 PM  



8. I’ll bet that the OCM can fill us in on the rules in CO pertaining to goats. 

   Posted by StinKerr       01/11/2006  at  01:46 AM  



9. There once was a boy named Osama
   Who often had sex with his mama
   He had passions deep
   For camels and sheep
   But he truly longed for a llama.

   I would suppose, that in a part of the world, where “sex” often allegedly involves interaction with the Beasts of the Field, then “nudity” could be construed as not being totally covered with body hair / fur…

   re sox and condoms:

   In days of Olde,
   when Knights were bold,
   and condoms not yet invented,
   they’d slip wool sox
   upon their cox,
   that’s how babies were prevented.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       01/11/2006  at  08:03 AM  



10. In Arkansas, if a married couple gets a divorce, are they still considered to be siblings

    Posted by Rat Patrol       01/11/2006  at  11:31 AM  

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