hahahah, = this is smoe funn shity. I crakc me u pwhen i’ve been at the snauce.
Hey, yuo want goo scotch for a nic e prcie? Try Balkc ... BLACK GROUSE. It’s Famous Grouse blended with some high end peaty single malts. Much richer than regular Famous Grouse. Oh, so nice. Smooth. Hard to find. But if you see it, buy it.
Scotch. Crivens ye daft scunners, it’s wha ta drank!!
Waily waily waily, I’m dreeeing my weird! Thus a Geese laid on me mon, and I canno get out fra under her! Angus pees his kilt alla time!
And if you ain’t laughing, you ain’t read enough Terry Pratchett. Or watched enough Highlander. Or the bonny Princess Bride.
Jeezuz lol.
Hey, what can I say? At least I’m not one of those depressed when inebriated types, or the kind who decides to solve all his problems with his temper and his fists. I get buzzed, I get silly, I get over creative, then I go to sleep.
And I’m still having issues with this darned black-on-black flat key keyboard on the PC. I can’t find the home row, or stay on it. No height adjustments either. It is not the perfect keyboard for me.
Well Done ANDY.
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