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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 11/12/2005 at 06:49 AM   
 
  1. Well, blind students are probably safer than the blind drunk hunters I’ve seen tramping around here

    Posted by AndyJ    United States   11/12/2005  at  07:40 AM  

  2. All true. Remember that most ‘blind’ are not totally blind. ‘Totals’ could enjoy nature more by sniffing flowers, touching trees, and listening to wind and water. Nothing involving firearms, please.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/12/2005  at  07:48 AM  

  3. 2gunsfiring Oink pig  gun

    You will scare the Pro Gun crowd away excaim

    It’s Tripod Economics - Pro Life, Pro Gun, Pro Tax Free HSA flag

    It’s like trying to hurd a bunch of cats.  crazy

    Oink is like my son who worked with “Mentally Disturbed” adults.  He says, “No, Retards [[[can’t]]] have guns.  They would have six shots off before you could get 5 feet away!!!” uzi

    My son and I are in Michigan and I told him, “Don’t ever tell a Michiganonian that RETARDS can’t have guns.  You’re just cruisin’ for a brusin’.” banghead

    We are going to the “Showdown In MoTown” on December 6th, 2005.  flag

    Detroit is knee deep in Democrats.  Socialists BEWARE.  Zandstra for US Senate is comin’ clap

    Skipper: If we are going to hit 10 million visits by 1/1/06, how many do we need question

    Z-Truth is can use a gun to kill pigs, but not chickens chasehatchet

    But don’t say that in Michigan.

    Vote Republican / Vote Zandstra for US Senate pinkelefant

    http://www.michiganeveningpost.com/

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   11/12/2005  at  08:48 AM  

  4. Elephant hunting season open in Louisiana today. I hope the Tigers get their limit.

    pinkelefant

    Posted by Yellow Dog    United States   11/12/2005  at  11:05 AM  

  5. OCM: You thought dropping “little boy” on the Jap’s was over-kill, remember? bomb

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   11/12/2005  at  11:21 AM  

  6. And yet, I was shot at one fine fall day long ago at the tender age of 15, while wearing nothing but bright orange clothing from head to toe. I’ll never forget the sound those high powered rifle bullets made as they ripped through the air just inches from either side of my head.  big surprise  Naturally, I went to full camo after that and have been using ghillie suits exclusively for the past five years. No problems since cool smirk

    Posted by Jester    United States   11/12/2005  at  12:05 PM  

  7. I support the A-bomb decision AND believe killing civilians is murder.  Oxymoron.
    Between manning targets on the rifle range and combat in Vietnam, we could identify the type of weapon and whether it was shooting close to our person, before we had grabbed dirt. That round close to your head does have a way of getting your attention and sticking in your memory, Jester.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/12/2005  at  12:11 PM  

  8. P.S. Re: ghillie suit - You’re at risk of being shot by someone who thinks you’re The Swamp Thing.

    Men have been killed by those who confused them, not with a deer, but with a squirrel! Maybe a Kevlar suit is indicated.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/12/2005  at  12:39 PM  

  9. I’m color-blind so if you wear red in the woods, that’s just as good as camo to me.
    Although, you guys are safe from me since I no longer hunt...but when I did I used common sense and patience and I never shot at anything I wasn’t positive about.

    Posted by piccalo    United States   11/12/2005  at  01:33 PM  

  10. Will they be putting one of those beeping things on the deer?
    Reminds me of the John Waters movie “Pecker” when this blind art photographer becomes all the rage.

    Posted by commander0    United States   11/12/2005  at  02:25 PM  

  11. I believe bullets shot straight up would fall with a terminal velocity (because of air resistance) that would give the victim a boo-boo, not a gushing wound. I’m not talking about cannonballs.

    Yes, when you kill a person you have crossed a line of some sort. You can’t go home again. Not feeling it is worse than knowing it.

    BUT, distinctions have to be made. My church teaches that you have a DUTY to defend those you are responsible for. I firmly believe that. What do you say to the Jews of the Warsaw Ghetto?

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/12/2005  at  03:15 PM  

  12. Back on topic wink , I had a friend, an Air Force veteran, who lost his center vision, presumably due to histoplasmosis.  He did amazing things with his peripheral vision. Reading and driving were not among them.

    Remember how getting your drivers license was a rite of passage into manhood? (my friend was a male—don’t beat me ladies) Losing it was akin to losing something related to masculinity. His friends drove him to an enormous empty parking lot and let him drive again. He was very, very happy.

    Again, most blind people are not totally blind.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/12/2005  at  04:16 PM  

  13. You’ve got my vote Z. Living in this Moonbat infested tri-county area is HELL!!!!!! soapbox

    Posted by bat crusher    United States   11/13/2005  at  05:19 AM  

  14. Thanks Bat Crusher, I love your name.

    The Skipper has a rule with Democrats.  He commands “No Quarters.”

    The Skipper also likes using the POWER OF GOD as much as possible.  That always works pretty good.

    RedState has an article this early Sunday morning on Bishop Fulton Sheen.

    http://ron-greiner.redstate.org/story/2005/11/13/5342/4470 bowdown

    Good to see you joined us while Barking-Moonbat.com is still free.

    The Skipper promised OCM and I he would pay us for bloggin’ after we hit 10 million readers.  If you keep your nose clean and CRUSH EVERY DEMOCRAT you may be able to get in on some of the free money too.  That’s United States Dollars (USD) and not those phoney Euro-Dollars (But the Skipper will accept some soon because that is the only money those Socialists have).  The Skipper’s goal is to keep increasing our Euro-Peon reader-ship so when we get done reforming the US we can bee-line it to Europe and free those bozos from the Socialists.  I keep pointing out that the Canadians are closer, those fur trappers.  But the Skipper says “It’s like a big game of chess and I’m 4 moves ahead of you, you Lathargic Knight.” The Skipper is the KING around here, that’s for sure.

    The Skipper lives in St. Louis where it snows until June.

    Welcome aboard Bat Crusher we need all the help we can get. 3stooges

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   11/13/2005  at  07:03 AM  

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