Most Ridiculous Item Of The Day (so far)

 

1. The day is still young and so are those bad, bad, dirty girls, Skipper. As the MXC guys used to say: “They need to be washed and spanked.” The guys at work and I have been passing this story around for a couple of days now. Thanks!   

   Posted by Jester       11/09/2005  at  08:10 AM  



2. If they only would have gone into the men’s room, none of this would have happened.

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       11/09/2005  at  08:16 AM  



3. Why didn’t I think of that FOC? Damn. Anyhow, Thanks Skipper, for setting the standard for todays BMEWS first thing in the AM. Remove the words ‘somewhat’ and ‘sometimes’ from your intro—makes the sentence more powerful, and accurate. That’s why I’M here! I try to do my part.

   I kept reading the story wondering why a felony—where had she hurt a real human being? Sex in the toilet—real tacky! I woldn’t let her back in MY tavern. Embarrassing the Panthers—she should be fired. Fake ID—half of 18, 19, 20 year-olds would be doing time in the Big House.  Finally—she punched someone in the face. OK, but how hard? And with what provocation? Otherwise,

   Dirty little secrets
   Dirty little lies
   We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
   We love to cut you down to size
   We love dirty laundry

   Kick ’em when they’re up
   Kick ’em when they’re down
   Kick ’em when they’re stiff
   Kick ’em all around

   Posted by Oink       11/09/2005  at  08:48 AM  



4. FOC,
   there would have been a riot...of men trying to get in & watch (or help).  That would have been no news at all, just another redneck brawl at a bar

   Posted by iteki       11/09/2005  at  09:21 AM  



5. Now I know why my wife gives me a dirty look when I ask her “What the hell were you doing in there?”

   Note to self:  Wife needs videocam for x-mas.

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       11/09/2005  at  10:30 AM  



6. Rather than comment I think I’ll just go and clean my monitor

   Posted by StinKerr       11/09/2005  at  12:23 PM  



7. Kerr: That’s way better than the one of the cat licking the screen.

   Posted by Oink       11/09/2005  at  12:51 PM  



8. TY, Oink. I trot that one out at any excuse, however meager. It’s a personal favorite.

   Posted by StinKerr       11/09/2005  at  01:35 PM  



9. Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble here:

   Cheerleader denies sexual activity

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       11/09/2005  at  02:07 PM  



10. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/11/09/D8DP3RB80.html

    Here’s a more up to date link—I think. Having sex with an adult ain’t none of the Guv’mints biz. Her lawyer sez she was drunk—Y’a think??? And FOC, regarding bubble, nothing on my person got inflated in the slightest from reading this story.

    Posted by Oink       11/09/2005  at  02:18 PM  



11. Yuck, yuck, yuck, this story sucks - maybe this turns you guys on but it sure doesn’t turn me on............

    Posted by Dottie       11/09/2005  at  08:11 PM  



12. If they were all “buy-sexual” you could have as many as you could afford, OCM.

    Posted by StinKerr       11/10/2005  at  04:25 PM  



13. Some heavy petting with one of your cats.

    Posted by Oink       11/11/2005  at  09:14 AM  

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