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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 03/30/2006 at 03:35 PM   
 

  1. I guess now you can get a little floss with your doggie bag.

    Posted by Raydog    United States   03/30/2006  at  04:06 PM  

  2. Punchline? This needs a punchline? laughing_tv

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/30/2006  at  04:07 PM  

  3. Wonder if we could get the company to develop one for the She-Beast {aka, the junior Senator from NY}’s mouth - only, hers should be permanent .........................

    Posted by Diamond Mair    United States   03/30/2006  at  05:48 PM  

  4. That’s GOTTA be Oink as a wee one!  Hey OCM, did you diaper the damn thing yourself?

    Posted by Happy_Retiree    United States   03/30/2006  at  07:46 PM  

  5. The thing hangs from the rear view mirror of OCM’s new truck.

    (along with the patchouli deodorant)

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/30/2006  at  08:31 PM  

  6. I gotta get me one of these, my dog is a gasious anomaly all by herself.

    Besides a royal pain in my ass.

    I can stay in the same room with the little POS, change her food, no difference.

    The dog just STINKS up the place....

    Posted by Jaguar    United States   03/30/2006  at  08:37 PM  

  7. Jag: When my dog dreams, she pumps her legs, whines, and FARTS!  skull
    I either leave the room or wake her up.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/30/2006  at  09:05 PM  

  8. Look… I gotta sweet gig designing urinal mats (you know those things that keep stuff from splashin’ backup onya?), and toilet mints.. (those mothball smelling things that hang over the side of the bowl,). 

    I’ve even done a few “personal vibration therapy” devices ($69.95 for the 5 D-Cell HyperAtomic WereRabbit with complimentary SlikToob(tm)glo-lube.)

    I can say with some authority then, that this… is offensive.  Not the thong idea, or the charcoal filtering… but the fit!  The color!  It’s just… atrocious.

    Who designed this mess?  I should think that a plug-based recycling system with microfan and catalyst/reagent filter-pack would be much more effective.  might even process the methane into a motor fuel or somethin’.  Mebbe power yer edger.

    ‘Course the dog’d probably bite the snot outta you when you went to put it in/on…

    I would.

    Posted by heldmyw    United States   03/30/2006  at  09:36 PM  

  9. held: You’re a Sick Puppy.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/30/2006  at  09:58 PM  

  10. My wife jokes about putting a cork in her, but then I ask her what the medical bill would be when that cork hits me upside the head at high velocity?

    Posted by Jaguar    United States   03/30/2006  at  11:35 PM  

  11. What a wonderful idea!  We’ve needed something to stop naked animals from offending proper decent folk for a long time!  I mean, we cover our privates - why should innocent children be exposed to animal privates on a daily basis?  No wonder we’re turning into a nation of corrupt perverts!  We need to cover up all of them! It’s been proven!  Children are irreparably harmed by the mere sight of uncovered privates!  Yes, now!  Before it’s too late!  We must stop the perversion of youth and purity!!

    YES!

    YES!

    YES!

    YES! 

    Stop the slaughter of innocents!  Stop the corruption!  Save the world and be redeemed!

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   03/31/2006  at  12:16 AM  

  12. I love it. Does it come teacup Chihuahua size? That pup has a serious problem after eating cat food. 3stooges Hey! They even have testimonials......... whoops, they aren’t about dogs
    two_thumbs_up

    Posted by bowshot4    United States   03/31/2006  at  01:41 AM  

  13. ATTENTION!

    Would everyone please take note of comment #11 and mark it down to save for posterity. It is indeed an historical moment when our deal little Oink calls someone a sick puppy. Woof-woof!

    wink

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/31/2006  at  02:45 AM  

  14. Cats have “bad air days”, too… So in this case, could it be called a CAT-alytic converter question

    Cat I had about 30 years ago, was kinda weird, it liked weed smoke to be blown in its face and it thought that weed was some form of super-catnip, and could eat the stuff like crazy, then go crazy.  It also had lots of gas to pass all around. sick

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/31/2006  at  07:59 AM  

  15. Great. A dog gas neutralizer. Now OCM won’t have anyone to blame for that smell.

    toilet_monster

    Posted by Jester    United States   03/31/2006  at  12:13 PM  

  16. ’PUPPY’ ‘DOG’ Get it?  Joke.

    Also takes one to know one.

    We had a huge lightning strike nearby—scared the piss out of every living creature in the house. You could feel the THUMP thru the floor. No damage to our home. However I am just getting phone & internet back. We have lots of underground limestone and water; an excellent conductor.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/31/2006  at  04:06 PM  

  17. Can I get a Super-Sized one for myself? That lunch from Taco Bueno is about to do me in.

    Stingray:  a blog for salty Christians

    Posted by Stingray    United States   03/31/2006  at  11:39 PM  

  18. I don’t believe this.  That do-dad won’t contain gas pressure.  Somebody identified it wrong.  Can anyone say, “Chastity Belt”?
    And it looks like it would serve the purpose.  red face

    Posted by Officer Pupp    United States   04/01/2006  at  04:46 PM  

  19. only in Amrica, i love you yanks, oh oh

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   04/02/2006  at  04:28 PM  

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