Most Ridiculous Item Of The Day (So Far)

 

1. Even I, being what I am,   couldn’t help but notice that women don’t come off looking so intelligent in three of the Skipper’s posts today ... 

   P.S. Have I mentioned that “follow-up comments” are not being sent to my email?

   Posted by Oink       09/15/2005  at  08:43 AM  



2. They’re being sent. You’re just not getting them.

   QWITCHERBITCHIN!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/15/2005  at  08:48 AM  



3. There you go again ...that word “bitch” ...  serious case of mysogny

   Posted by Oink       09/15/2005  at  08:54 AM  



4. The victim of the phone theft can now talk some on the phone now.

   Must have been one capacious to accomodate a cell phone.

   Posted by StinKerr       09/15/2005  at  10:35 AM  



5. Was the phone in “ring” mode or in “vibrate” mode…
   Maybe she was a graduate of the Tijuana School of Dog and Pony Show Presentations.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/15/2005  at  11:35 AM  



6. Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

     The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.

   (Excuse me as I wipe away a tear—this is a touching South Park episode
   --about a rotent, on a quest to escape a “gay man’s ass”—the hard way).

   TRUTH: I worked in hospitals for years.  You would not believe the things that Emergency Room doctors have to extract from peoples’ asses.

   Posted by Oink       09/15/2005  at  09:14 PM  



7. She’s a lightweight.  The FBI have arrested women who had 38s (the gun, not boobs) stuffed up their vagina.  And their walk did not give them away, either!

   Posted by blondegenes       09/16/2005  at  10:18 AM  



8. blondegenes:  OUCH!

   Was it loaded?

   Posted by Oink       09/16/2005  at  10:45 AM  

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