Most Ridiculous Headline Of The Day (so far)

Most Ridiculous Headline Of The Day (so far)

Posted by The Skipper

on 03/27/2006 at 06:42 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Sharon Stone is a dyke. Who knew?

Posted by rudebadger 03/27/2006 at 07:09 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Thanks skipper, the first thing I read this morning and I had to do it with a full mouth of coffee.

Posted by AndyJ 03/27/2006 at 07:11 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

What rudebadger said!

Posted by Macker 03/27/2006 at 08:10 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Ok, I just heaved my morning coffee with the first tag line - never even got to the article. Will go pour another and come back later - must have my caffine.

Posted by wardmama4 03/27/2006 at 08:21 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

WTF over!!!

I never noticed that about Hillary. Am I missing something here ? Hillaty + Sexual Power, that would explain some of “Slick Willie’s” problems ....

I don’t know about y’all but sexual power is not real high on my list of criteria for commander-in-chief.

Posted by The Fatman 03/27/2006 at 08:27 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Back again - damn, no more coffee - oh well. First WTF do I care what these hollyweird types think of politics - it is just getting out of hand. These are not political pundits, just self absorbed blowhards. What, did electing Ronald Reagan as President suddenly give them the ‘right’ to bloviate on this issue. And if the press didn’t keep repeating their garbage, maybe they would go back to making movies.

Next, I agree with the fatman - I’ve never considered looks, sexual power - whatever - on my list as criteria for the President of the United States. Granted ‘slick’ Willie ran to a degree on that (once again an example of self absorbed blowhard)and the team of ‘legal lotto’ Edwards and ‘treasonous’ Kerry tried to run on how great looking they were - we see where that bid got them.

You would think that the libs/dems might actually send some brave soul into conservative blogger land to help them learn what their mistakes are, so that they might correct them. ‘Cuz they keep doing them over and over and over again.

Posted by wardmama4 03/27/2006 at 08:48 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Sexy!?! The Hildbeast!?! Eeewwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Sharon Stone’s best known for exposing her genitals to the movie-going public in full-color wide-screen. Sharon Stone’s entitled to her opinion, but it’s hardly insightful. She’s merely attempting to hype up her latest movie and re-ignite a less than stellar movie career.

Posted by MAJ Mike 03/27/2006 at 09:19 AM

OCM: Right? I positively encourage Sharon and her ilk to speak often and at length!

Posted by Oink 03/27/2006 at 09:22 AM

If she thinkgs Hillary is Sexy, I’d hate to hear her opinion of Janet Reno...and anyway the sexiest girl ever could run and offer to have sex with every man that voted for her if she won and I wouldn’t vote for them, unless they had stands on the issues that I agreed with..although probaly not then..Sharon Stone and the rest of the Hollywood libs can continue to speak out.. it shows how ignorant and dimwitted they are most times the majority of them speak..

Posted by Infinity 03/27/2006 at 10:41 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

I’m too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me
I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

etc. etc. ad infinitum ... I could fix this tune up to fit Hillary ..
but, honestly, this song is its own parody.

Posted by Oink 03/27/2006 at 11:15 AM

Remember, this is the same person that came up with this take on the problems in the ME

“And it really is just a breath. It’s just an agreement that’s just a breath. We are not far apart. We can choose to have this alternative kind of growth that is a collective nuance of understanding.”

I think she’s going for a record for number of stupid things said in the shortest time. She’s going to have to work hard to stay ahead of Charlie Sheen. She’ll earn points for variety of subject.

Posted by SoCalOilMan 03/27/2006 at 11:18 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Posted by Jester 03/27/2006 at 03:51 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Sharon does have sexul powers
Doesn’t make her an expert on her own sex.

Posted by Officer Pupp 03/27/2006 at 06:28 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Hillary does have sexual powers. She turns me off faster than anybody else besides Janet Reno. Now that’s power!

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Posted by Stingray 03/27/2006 at 08:59 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$

Valley Girl
She’s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She’s a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a Valley Girl
In a clothing store

Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There’s like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody’s like
Super-super nice
It’s like so BITCHEN

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head ‘n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT .
Could you like just picture me in like a
LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME…
I’m sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaking me out…
He called me a BEASTIE…
That’s cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
I’m sure!

Valley Girl
She’s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She’s a Valley Girl
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a Valley Girl
So sweet ‘n pure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a Valley Girl
So sweet ‘n pure
It’s really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He’s like (Valley Girl)
He’s like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We’re talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He’s like so GROSS

He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It’s like totally disgusting
I’m like so sure It’s like BARF ME OUT…
Gag me with a spoon!
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y’know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarrassing
She’s like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I’m like sure…
She goes, uh, I don’t know if I can handle this,
y’know…
I was like really embarrassed.. .

Valley Girl
She’s a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She’s a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She’s a Valley Girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That’s like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl

Hi!
Uh-huh (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh
That’s right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh…
I know (Valley Girl)
It’s like…
I do not talk funny…
I’m sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so
it’s okay (Valley Girl)
So like, I don’t know
I’m like freaking out totally
Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I’m getting my braces off, y’know
But I have to wear a retainer
That’s going to be really like a total bummer
I’m freaking out
I’m SURE
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
They’re so gross…
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don’t know, it’s going to be cool, y’know
So you can see my smile
It’ll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE…
It’s so AWESOME
It’s like TUBULAR, y’know
Well, I’m not like really ugly or anything
It’s just like
I don’t know
You know me, I’m like into like the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN and like, I don’t know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It’s like so GROSS. . .
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it’s like somebody elses food, y’know
It’s like GRODY…
GRODY TO THE MAX
I’m sure
It’s like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
Hillary is sexy!!!!!!!!!!
I am SURE
TOTALLY http://www.zappa.com

I put the Hillary line in there.

Posted by Z Woof 03/28/2006 at 06:57 AM

Posted by Rat Patrol 03/28/2006 at 08:29 AM ${lang:my_avatar}$

I figured I’d post the shortest one just after the longest one…

It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion… Just ask Maria Muldaur.

The thought of Hillary being considered as “sexy” is basically cognitive dissonance.

Posted by Rat Patrol 03/28/2006 at 12:29 PM ${lang:my_avatar}$