More VD Nonsense

 

1. Vagina Day?    Kissing? You gotta practice and learn, just like everything else.  Ask for help. 

   A healthy story? OK.  My almost-16-year-old son is playing volleyball dressed in cutoff jeans, only.  He is handsome, slender, and “cut”.  No not circumcised, it means, in KidSpeak well-defined muscles.

   This almost-15-year-old girl is intently watching him.  Her eyes are slitted, she is leaning back in her chair, thighs apart, drawing circles on the lawn with her big toe.

   I am not psychic, but I know for a fact, that even this blog could not publish her thoughts.  AHHH LOVE!

   Posted by Oink       02/14/2005  at  03:48 PM  



2. Kissing School?  Only in WA state!!

   Posted by Erebus       02/14/2005  at  05:03 PM  



3. "Her eyes are slitted, she is leaning back in her chair, thighs apart, drawing circles on the lawn with her big toe.”

   Tell me, is he still palying basketball?  If so, you best go have a talk with him.

   Posted by Vilmar       02/14/2005  at  05:10 PM  



4. My talk about sex with my son: “Sure, Dad. Whatta you wanna know?”

   It was his Mother said he was a **** (external female genitalia) -teaser.    Not so he could hear it, of course.  The chicks were tripping him and beating him to the floor.  If he could bottle it and sell it…

   Small correction, it was volleyball.

   Posted by Oink       02/14/2005  at  05:30 PM  



5. She says on a normal day she teaches 12 couples at $275 each how to kiss each other.  That’s $3,300 a day and how long could it take if you teach in 12 couple classes?  An hour at most if you drag it out so you still have from 10AM on free everyday.

   A kissing school would only work in Seattle.

   MicroSoft employees (nerds) should get a group discount and at least 10% off retail.

   Posted by Z Woof       02/15/2005  at  08:47 AM  



6. BULL  

   How can anyone teach you how to please her better than her? (works for him also)

   Many years ago at my grade school one 13 y/o couple were disqualified as winners of the kissing contest.  Yes, they kissed longer than anyone else, but it turns out their braces got hooked. 

   (actually it’s an old joke)

   Posted by Oink       02/15/2005  at  09:15 AM  



7. Yeah… At my university they had that sort of shit going on...but Christina Hoff Summers (conservative feminist) came here to make a speech, but unfortunately I missed it.

   Posted by Gen. George S. Patton       02/15/2005  at  11:39 AM  

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