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More Than Just Another Fish Story

 
 

Do I have any icky-ologists out there? Genuine fish science types? Tell me, do sharks “do it” directly, or are they like most other fish who do the “drive by” milt and egg drop routine? Because it occurs to me that if there were some younger lonely sharks of the one type, you know, just hanging out with nothing to do and nobody watching, idly daydreaming of that hot lady barracuda down the reef ... and the currents were just so ... while downstream the other kind of sharks were busy squirting out eggs but the milt squad was, um, caught in an eddy so to speak ... just sayin, know what I mean?

And if they do go at it ... man, it’s dark under the water. And who is to say how choosy a pent up lady shark has to be? Fish got needs, right? Ain’t like she was with no goober white-tip sharks, she kept it real with the bro-ends. Word.



Posted by Drew458    United States   on 01/03/2012 at 03:52 PM   
 
  1. We need to send a copy of your most-excellent uber-snarkery to every politician and scientist on the planet. Maybe they’ll learn something.

    Outstanding bloggage, Drew!

    BTW: I think (at least some) sharks “do it” like we do - except for the water part and the fact the dudes have two baby-makers to pair up with her two snooches. The babies hatch inside her and most get eaten by the biggest one or two of the babies - who then get born the usual way. That may only be Great Whites, though.

    “Global Warming” and “Climate Change” are now and will forever more be simply punch-lines to jokes.

    Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS    United States   01/03/2012  at  04:48 PM  

  2. Bravo Foxtrot Delta!!  Laser beams!!  I want laser beams!!!  Throw me a frinking bone, here!!!

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   01/03/2012  at  09:34 PM  

  3. Simpfendorfer?

    Is that a bunch of little squeeze-horns glued all over your body (under your arms and between your legs, etc) that you play by moving and pressing various bodily parts and regions?

    I always wanted to see the guy beaten up systematically by a bully musician - so as to play an interesting tune.

    Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS    United States   01/03/2012  at  11:50 PM  

  4. The scientists were probably trying to get some of that sweet climate change cash that governments have been passing out.

    Posted by tweel    United States   01/04/2012  at  01:27 AM  

  5. Scientists said on Tuesday that they had discovered the world’s first hybrid sharks humans in Australia waters, a potential sign the predators aborigines were adapting to cope with climate colonial change.

    The mating of the local Australian black-tip shark aborigine with its global counterpart, the common black-tip English WASP, was an unprecedented discovery with implications for the entire shark human world, said lead researcher Jess Morgan.

    “This is evolution in action.”

    Has nothing to do with global warming. Obviously the species aren’t very different. If they can reproduce with each other, they are the same species.

    Posted by Christopher    United States   01/04/2012  at  05:28 PM  

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