What a bunch of .....turkeys!!!
I have the solution: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, turkey, Spam, beans, Spam and Spam.
Oh, wait, there might be some religious thing about not eating spam? Is there turkey spam?
I was thinking of Joe Arpaio, that tough sherrif in AZ, OCM. He treats his prisoners as if they were criminals. After eating Arpaio’s green bologna. I bet they’d felate a pig to get turkey. Most of them would probably rather be in GITMO.
That’s the one, OCM. He keeps ‘em in tents and feeds ‘em horsecock sandwiches.