More Liberal Bullshit
I have a dream that in another ten years the Internet will help smooth out the silliness of both left and right.
We can only hope.
Posted by Dean Esmay
08/03/2004 at 08:05 AM
What!?!?! And have us become a bunch of homogenous drones all bleating the same thing? NO THANK YOU!!!!
Is he trying to be funny? I’ve rarely seen so many wrongheaded “talking points” in one place. This is amazing in it’s ignorance and stupidity. He should get an award.
Posted by Chris W.
08/03/2004 at 09:54 AM
Folks - I honestly am NOT trying to be funny. I am so spittingly enraged at this bullshit that I have a hard time replying without predicating the response with a hearty “Fuck You”. I’m looking to compile a series of responses from people who are more articulate. A Lot of this crap reminds me of the old “have you stopped beating your wife?” ambush questions. So, for REAL, I would like to see us come up with legitimate, logical, factual responses. And Vilmar - The LEAST I expect is to see all the same answer - that’s why I sent this request. Many minds can better give a rounded response. So - Portarlo Su!
Posted by T
08/03/2004 at 01:21 PM
All the more reason why the U.S. SHOULD NOT play Realpolitik. We tend to really suck at it. Too often the U.S. has had a hand in arming the very people who one day want to come back to kill us.
Posted by Mike
08/03/2004 at 02:03 PM
T,
Funny you should say what you did about first reactions. I was going to post"FUCK YOU” like you said to these cretinous morons who feel this way.
Then I thought better of it. But, what else can you expect from Dummycraps?
So, because I know I will feel better: FUCK YOU!!!
Hey, T, what does “portarlo su” mean. Oh, and to answer your earlier question, I can’t do it as I am not articulate. My only responses WOULD be:
1. Fuck you
2. Fuck you
3. Fuck you
etc
etc
etcSometimes the best response is to point at them and give them a big belly laugh.
Posted by RC
08/03/2004 at 03:34 PM
1. Every action taken has a context. Go find it. Iran has been an axis of evil member for years longer than Iraq. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
2. There’s a point there. If China was 60 miles off our coast and we could easily surround and blockade it, we should cease trading with it immeadiatly. On the other hand if Cuba had 4 billion low cost laborers ready to service our economy and we could gain impressive leverage with them by entangling our enconomys untill they were forced to accept capitolism or collapse like the Soviet Union I would say trade with Cuba till they cry uncle.
3. The fact that the U.N. doesn’t hold anyone accountable to the unnanimous U.N. resolutions used to end a war that are ignored for 12 years is a measure of the futility of the organization.
4. What do these items have to do with each other? If Corporations were having abortions we might link them.
5. Please show respect for my religion. Do not assume to speak for the Lord. The act is neither tolerant or respectful of the beliefs of 75% of this nations population. You’re allowed to not believe in the Christian faith and I am allowed to pray for your soul in the afterlife.
6. The best way to raise troop moral is to call them baby killers and yammer incessently that this is an illicit war. Find a french lawyer and start charging war crimes in the world court.
7. Such a clueless position. The teen pregnancy rate and the abortion rates in young teenage girls skyrocketed since sex education was instituted in Schools. Condoms may help alieviate some of the issues caused by this failed policy but as condoms are near universally available at the nearest gas station why is the government pushing them on children as a general practice? Doesn’t that send a kid a mixed message?
8. Like France does with the new members of the E.U.? Where the french ambassador tells those new members who side with the U.S. to shut up since they know nothing? Our long time allies had made secret under the table deals worth millions with Saddam. They were never going to be able to give up the stuff without intervention. Call it Tough Love.
9. Should we really base our medical system on a third world model? I thought the US medical system was where the rich dictators of the world all came for their own treatment.
10. HMOs and Insurance companies are businesses. Making medical treatment as cheap as possible is in their best interest. Competitive forces have been shown repetedly to be an efficient and effective method to do this.
11. Not all Republicans blindly believe in Creationism. But we do know that any scientific theory needs a double blind designed experiment to prove it. Let’s take too planets, and hold as much in common as possible. Both with an atmosphere, in the same solar system, approximately same size, and on one introduce pollution and SUVs. Did you hear about Mars recently warming up?
12. When you lie to a grand jury investigating claims of sexual harrasment, if the guy hadn’t been President he’d still be in Jail for Contempt, charged and fined and disbarred.
13. Clinton should be hung. Oh that’s right he said the same as Bush. Well at least he didn’t start some unilateral war, oh that’s right he went into Kosovo. Well at least from 50,000 feet you can’t see all the colateral damage. At least we got out of there, oh wait we’re still there trying to keep those people from killing each other and us.
Jeeze it’s someone elses turn.
Posted by Silmarilian
08/03/2004 at 06:37 PM
We never would have needed Saddam if Carter had not betrayed our ally: Iran
“A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body”
Sure she can, it’s the life inside her most of us take issue with.
“but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.”
Examples please?
“shares your hatred of homosexuals “
Defending traditional marriage equal to bigotry straw man argument, try again.
“The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.”
Veterans benefits and pay have gone up more with Bush than any other president, ever. This fucking lie is getting old. The fact you believe it and regurgitate it belies your idiocy.
“If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.”
I’m with Vilmar on this one. Fuck you, asshat.
“A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.”
Long time enemies on Saddam’s payroll you mean? Fuck them and you.
“Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.”
That’s purely up to the Iraqi government asshole. Not our country, regardless of what Mikey Moore told you.
“HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.”
Who believes that?!
“A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense.”
Yes
“A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.”
No, also an impeachable offense. As soon as you show me some proof, I’m ready to impeach.
“Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime”
A moral failing, even for Rush Limbaugh. Though I would like you to give me the statute that says drug addiction is a crime.
In other words T, Fuck You
Posted by Phi
08/03/2004 at 07:46 PM
Straight out of the DNC Playbook.
The only other ones you could have mentioned.
1.Ronald Reagan was not responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union and the Berlin Wall.
2.Iraq war REALLY was started by Dick Cheney & the Evil Haliburton Empire.I’ve got many more,but i’m to busy clubbing baby seals in the head right now,
I’ll be glad when we re-elect GWB by a landslide,
and shut these whiney libs yaps.geeze!
Posted by stan
08/03/2004 at 09:02 PM
This “T” person’s comments mirror those of some socialist cyanobacteria we dealt with a few weeks ago at http://www.swornenemy.org.Same writing style,phrases,etc.Used the name Illuminiti over there.
Stan,if you’d buy a good rifle, you wouldn’t have to club the seals.I know, the 12 ga. would work,then some.Just f’ing w/ you.(hey people, I’ve known this guy 25 yr.,if anybody can mess w/ him I can).
Well,(since I’m ultra-con) I’ve got to stitch the ole lady up w/ 30 lb. Stren & make a splint out of old 12 pack boxes & duct tape;that last whuppin’ really set her back.I may have to slip a whole quarter of jick in her malt o’meal just to get her to mow a trail to the mailbox;I’m expectin’ the new issue of Juggs magazine.OOoooWeeePosted by Mike
08/04/2004 at 12:39 AM
Yo - Guys! (Mike and Phi) CHECKFIRE! I’m on THIS side!!! (Please read my post up top here...) I’m gettin’ fragged by a buncha short rounds here, troops… Silmarilion - EXCELLENT responses - (And Phi, you too...) I’m gonna start compiling these all into a series of responses. By the way - I did a search on this whole “What you have to believe to be a Republican” topic and I find that dozens of asshat sites have it posted. SO.... I feel like programming the ol’ outlook to send it to them. Kinda a “Thanks, but use ur brains, asshat”.
It’s not as much fun as clubbing baby seals, but…
Oh, And Vilmar - “Portarlo Su” - Italian for “Bring it On”. I could add “frigata” as well to the dummycraps… Care to guess????
Posted by T
08/04/2004 at 09:37 AM
Not sure why you were getting fragged but I beleive we have a cease fire in effect.
I give on “frigata” Tried a couple of online translators and none were able to do it. Must be localized slang.
Yo, Vilmar - could be a localized slang. My grandfather always used it to basically mean “Fucker”. As in “Portarlo Su, frigata”. The old man had an attitude - but then again, that’s what you have when you show up to the States in the late 30’s with the clothes on your back and nuttin’ else. (He killed a German and had to bug out, so he stowed away and made it to New Jersey.)
Guys and Gals - Check target and weapons free. Over.
Posted by T
08/04/2004 at 12:08 PM
T,I apologize for unleashing a round or two in your direction.
Posted by Mike
08/04/2004 at 01:05 PM
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