Monday Morning Funny
Must be one of them Southerners.
American by birth, Southerner by the Grace of God.
Just a point about the Southerner’s daughter’s question. No Southern girl would make that mistake. Winchester Silver Tips are hollow points. So, that question is just what a Northern liberal would ask, not a Southern woman. How about:
“Were those Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talons?”
BTW: keep Silver Tips in my 9mm and my .357 Mag for home defense.
Then I’d chop him up, put him in a garbage bag and feed him to my hogs.
Dagnabbit, Pontotac Bill beat me to it. Silvertips are hollowpoints. That’s what happens when you comment at a blog full of gunnies.
Yeeha!Fine Old Cannibal;
That sure is mistreatment of your hogs. To think you would chop up an Islamic terrorist. Where has that scum been? What kind of parasites are living in him? Does he have tapeworms, hookworms, screwworms? You could be killing your hogs. I mean, how do you get FDA approval to feed an Islamic terrorist to hogs?
Better ending, wrap up the critter in the hide of a hog that has been butchered for chops. Sew critter into pigskin. Put critter/pigskin on cast iron grate. Put half a rick of wood under grate. Pour couple of gallons of kerosine on wood. Light. Remember to stand UPWIND. Watch critter be reduced to ash. Drink a bottle of Glenfidditch as you enjoy a critter on fire.
Pontotoc Bill,
I reckon I was a bit hasty in my response. Nothing gets me madder than a damn jihadi. I hadn’t considered the poor kuffar hogs. Thanks for taking the time to talk some sense into me.
Back in the day, boys and girls, Silvertips were simply softpoints, not the “new and improved” hp. I may be an old fart, but I remember that terminology.
Perfect. I love this one. I too have a box or three of Silvertips.
Posted by Paul "No Fear" Weir
10/16/2007 at 09:09 AM
Shoot here I’m thinking the wife’s response should be -
1) Damn, I left my gun in my other purse - Bubba run to the truck and git the rifle for momma
or
2) Don’t even consider grilling that nasty piece of garbage, even ole Blue wouldn’t touch that
I’ve got several boxes of Silvertips, and they are not hollow points. I understand that now Winchester no longer makes Silvertips for handguns, instead it is Silvertip hollow point. The original Silvertip was an alluminum jacket to protect the soft end of standard semijacketed rounds from distortion when they buck into brush or weeds. This allowed the copper jacket to be peeled back quite a ways as well. The problem was that most handguns don’t have enough whop to deliver the energy at impact needed for expansion, and so they performed just like FMJ.
The joke is old enough that it was made when Winchester still made Standard Silvertips for handguns. As I remember it, the way it went was French, American, or Israeli, and the wife response was diffrent.Wardmamma, love your alternate endings.
I think one of the Israeli ones was “Hon, here’s some more ammo. I got you covered while you reload.”
Another was along the line of “hon, you wasted a lot of ammo, my two shots are both dead center between his eyes.”Philadelphia Response: Bang, Bang - Double tap to the point at the bridge of the nose.
Then donate the remains to the local veterinary school. Dissecting class - here are some organs for you to view; Anatomy: Here is a mostly intact skeleton. No one notices when extra tissue shows up in a freezer…What mugger?
Fine Old Cannibal;
No problem. Remember, hogs are valuable animals and have a very useful function in life. We can’t denigrate them by comparing them to or feeding them lice infected, worm ridden IslamoNazi terrorists.
BTW: Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets my hackles up quicker than some Islamo terrorist puke telling me to convert or die. The only good use for these IslamoNazi terrorists is gambling. We bet as to how many of these varmits we can cap with 10 rounds.
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