Mini-Indians
on 12/09/2006 at 02:32 PM
One day a secret message arrived on Ronald Reagan’s desk from Gorby. Seems the only plant making condoms in the Soviet Union was destroyed. Gorby asked if the US could quietly ship condoms to Russia. The measurements were in metric units. Ronny had them calculated into English measure - minimum 7 inches long, 5 inches in circumference.
Ronny thought a moment, and then said, “Well, of course we’ll help them out. This is a serious issue.” Then he pondered a moment and said, “Oh, and mark the packages ‘Size: Small’”
Sounds like they need more Happy Bunny brand condoms there instead of the standard Bull.
“MAN is divided into three classes: the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.”
Truly, there is nothing new in India. Now they need a corresponding yoni study.
And I thought only the A-rabs had small dicks!
I just won’t even touch this topic - way too dangerous a topic and besides
it’s not my area of uhm, expertise
“If their dinguses are so small then why are there so many of them?”
I vaguely recall something in fluid dynamics to the effect that pressure drop is proportional to pipe length.
So with dinky dongs the exit velocity of their “stuff” must be significantly higher, and must really have some range. One can’t help wondering if - at these high ejection velocities - there is a Newtonian “kickback” effect, flinging the ardent male skyward.
Just a guess, and way more than I ever wanted to know or think about.
Ohmygoshgolly, They just need to do a little “creative marketing” here:
Just call the “teenie weenie” version “Large”, the “normal” size one “Extra Large”
and what we’d call “large”, call it the “Super Vishnu Sacred Cow Stabber” version.And for those who truly need a tiny “fingercot” size rubberette, call it the “Osama Bin Laden Super Jihadi Special” model.
