Milwaukee Mob Strikes Again

 

1. Remember Ripley in “Aliens” after the doofus Lieutenant gets knocked cold?  She grabs the controls of the Troop Carrier and floors it.  Remember how those aliens squashed especially the one that held on—until she braked hard & then accelerated?  No further comment.

   Posted by Oink       12/27/2005  at  04:42 PM  



2. The same thought occurred to me.  Flatten the bozos...end of story.

   Posted by shinjinrui       12/27/2005  at  07:38 PM  



3. Let’s take off and nuke the site from orbit! It’s the only way to be sure!

   (I LOVE IT!)

   

   Posted by Ronald Reagan's Ghost       12/27/2005  at  08:44 PM  



4. All the more rason to own a gun and carry it. A good 1911 or even a nice (mm would have even the odds in this guys favor.

   Posted by Archangel       12/27/2005  at  10:34 PM  



5. This sounds like some sort of “rite of passage” for those punks.

   Or perhaps they are merely practicing for a career as political activists?

   Either way, we would be well rid of them.

   Posted by Tannenberg       12/28/2005  at  07:49 AM  



6. Oink I like your thinking on this one. However if you tried that in Britain the police would put you behind bars not the perps.

   Posted by LyndonB       12/28/2005  at  07:51 AM  



7. In this instance, the gas pedal (accelerator) is much more efficient and appropriate than the horn.  They’ll scatter.... If not, then once again, it will prove that Darwin was right.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       12/28/2005  at  08:54 AM  



8. You guys have it all wrong!  This is just a new tourist promotion by the Milwaukee Convention Bureau called, “Milwaukee - The Dark Continent”.  Opening in 2006.  Stop by and visit!

   Posted by rudebadger       12/28/2005  at  11:15 AM  



9. LBJ: Yea, probably. Heinlein had one of his characters say to his daughter, regarding an illegal handgun she carried, “I’d rather get up in the middle of the night to bail you out than to identify your body.”

   Posted by Oink       12/28/2005  at  03:17 PM  



10. Years and years ago, a cow-orker was driving around an eastern city.  He took a wrong turn and wound up in a neighborhood where he and his girlfriend were the only whites.  His car got surrounded by some of the local thugs who then proceded to start rocking the car, banging on the windows, etc.  This guy floored it to escape a potential beating.  He said “I felt a couple bumps and checked the local papers for a couple days looking for reports of a hit and run.” Seems that no one complained.

    You’ve got them out weighed and you’re faster than thugs on foot.

    Recently another coworker told me to keep at least a car’s length space in front of me when I was in Cincinatti so I could escape.  He said that the company would pay for any damage done to the car when curb jumping and any traffic tickets.  A whole lot cheaper than paying for a funeral.

    Posted by Kirk       12/30/2005  at  12:47 AM  

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