Military and Rednecks

 

1. “If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend that you are.”

   Oh, dear--does this mean I may no longer wear my USS North Carolina souvenir cap?

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/29/2005  at  11:43 AM  



2. Heck Yeah! Good Stuff.

   Posted by LC Geno       03/29/2005  at  02:24 PM  



3. It looks like I might be a redneck…

   Posted by Dac       03/29/2005  at  04:49 PM  



4. If these parameters define a “redneck,” I will at least claim the parameters.

   I can’t really claim to be a “redneck,” for after all, I drink beer out of a stein, and I never lost a mobile home in a messy divorce settlement....

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/29/2005  at  07:52 PM  



5. Are you a redneck if you expect those that are your son’s age to call you “Mrs”
   I’ve had it up to HERE with “contemporaries” introducing me to their kids as “Barb”.
   If you’re not old enough to vote yet it’s “MRS.M.”!
   *walks away shaking head and muttering*

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       03/29/2005  at  09:48 PM  



6. I believe the term “ your mamma wears combat boots “ originated during one of the WW’s.
   It alludes to the fact that soldiers sometimes paid for sexual favours by giving away a pair of their boots.
   Thus, if your mamma wore combat boots, she was a whore.

   Or maybe not.

   Posted by Ralph Rattfuc       03/30/2005  at  06:17 AM  

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