Now those are FUNNY!
Glad you like. How’s our kitty doin?
Here’s a link where I found the jokes.
http://www.aish.com/j/j/51477162.html Have fun.
Bad news. Coyotes got him in March, down by the forest edge. Rest In Peace, Brrrt. I have shot 4 coyote adults and 2 adolescents since then, and am nowhere near done. Grrr. I also refuse to get another pet.
Wow, sorry to learn of that. You must live in the country or near. We once them on our front lawn one morning. Only saw them once or 2wice. That was in Riverside,CA. We were in an area of new housing so I guess we dislodged them.
Gosh I really am sorry about that. Why not keep an indoor cat? If you have room for one indoors.
Tsk Tsk Tsk. Good thing Heebs are usually the first to mock themselves or someone might find that last one to be in poor taste.
I actually said that with a straight face,good for me.
BTW, ask any arab and they will tell you that “those people” don’t bathe so its not funny because it can’t be true.Arabs are just not funny,ever notice that gang? Ooops, I waxed rhetorical there,Sorry.
Arabs are just not funny,ever notice that gang?
Yep. It’s all that sexual frustration at seeing western women and not getting any of it.
...And they can’t even drink their woody’s away....
Poor fucks...no wonder they’re insane.
Piper, I just don’t like a strictly-indoor cat. I hate litter boxes. And - yes - I have ~4 acres butted right up against a huge Missouri Conservation area: miles of forest and hills. I love it more than life itself. Especially the mama deer and fauns that eat my apples every morning. The fauns play soccer with the apples sometimes.
Speaking as the resident Jew, I think they’re funny.
The drowning Rabbi joke is kinda dumb, but offensive, no way.
Hey, I remember the drowning Jesus joke, so fair is fair.
Now, how did it go again? So hard to remember.
Jesus, post resurrection, is out fishing on with Thomas and Andrew and their lines or nets get stuck. “Don’t worry” says Jesus, “I’ll just walk over the water and go get them unstuck.” He gets out of the boat, takes one step, and sinks like a rock.
The two disciples fish him out. He’s furious. “Damn these holes” swears Jesus, looking at his hands and feet.