Migrant Airlines
Socialist Air
This will never fly. It may sound like these PU countries are saving money by starting “Migrant Air” but it will actually cost 10 times (10 X) more than buying “First Class” commercial airline tickets.
Never trust a Socialist with your VAT tax.
Posted by Z Woof
07/06/2005 at 07:23 AM
And I was going to suggest they use a product from their own shores: the Airbus A380...MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No aircraft needed here for the illegals from south of the border. Busses or cattle trucks will do just fine. On the other hand, OCM has the right idea for the Mooooslim illegals.
dont those transports have rear cargo exits? open in flight, unload and go home.
Posted by cornish chris
07/06/2005 at 01:44 PM
Ham sammiches and beer for the in-flight meals. They’d save a bundle on catering.
How about bus?
GREYHOUND TAKES YOU WHERE YOU DON’T WANT TO GO.
Inject each illegal with a GPS device and tell them all of Cat’s suggestions will be used if they come back.
I think the EU has the right idea. At LEAST they’re trying something. If they want to preserve the thousands of years of their history’s integrity, they need to do something now.
Stink, Sending a bunch of drunk Mexicans home is fine. But what about unloading a bunch of drunk Muslims? oh....... ha ha… mean, mean. “Drink this or we throw you out!”
Mack: Good one! :} Mr. One-Liner.
Posted by Phoenix
07/06/2005 at 05:02 PM
This is a good idea in principle but I doubt it will ever happen. My feeling is we should have shipped these bums back in RAF Hercules transports (OCM, they have a rear cargo door!). At the moment they fly on commercial airlines. How’s this for ludicrous? One time we had to ship a woman and her two children back to Zaire the total cost of the tickets (excluding salaries for escorts) was £22,000 ($38,500) for three people!!! On another occasion the government hired a jet. It cost as I recall in the region of £60,000 and in the event we were only able to track down about 15 people.
Sending these deadbeats on commercial jets is a recipe for disaster. What often happens is the deportee screams his head off or threatens to blow up the plane. The Captain then understandably refuses to have him/her on board.
One of the problems we have with the french is they refuse to accept responsibility. If the Germans or Austrians catch illegals they fingerprint them. If they then turn up in another EU country they can be shipped back. The french don’t do this. They give the illegals a letter saying “get out of france in 72 hours” which of course the illegals ignore.
So in principle a good idea but the bed wetting liberals as always will have the final say…re .3, I like your way of thinking… Bring back the “Weary Willie” flights.
If that’s too messy or environmentally unfriendly (after all we don’t want those polar bears getting sick) howzabout a giant Trebuchet, and just fling ‘em out, one at a time, and charge admission to watch the fun…
LC RP
