Message For Schoolchildren

 

1. There is one silver lining for the cloud, Skipper.  At least I see no overt illegals here.

   I only wonder if the paint in the guy’s hair is latex or oil-based.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/06/2005  at  06:20 PM  



2. Captain, you silly.  That picture is an advertisement for Coca Cola.

   hahahahaha!

   Posted by Phoenix       05/06/2005  at  06:37 PM  



3. Shux!  I thought it was for Sherwin-Williams.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/06/2005  at  06:45 PM  



4. Tanny,

   Were you looking at the hues of my nipples?!

   Posted by Phoenix       05/06/2005  at  06:48 PM  



5. If they’re in that Coca-Cola picture, they are adroitly camouflaged.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/06/2005  at  06:55 PM  



6. HA HA HA !!  Touche my darling!

   Lovely to see you have some ‘smart ass’ in you.

   I shorely deserved it.

   Posted by Phoenix       05/06/2005  at  07:08 PM  



7. Yes ma’am, but you’re still precious.  Keep up the good work.  You’re better than Scotch, and we don’t need any rehab.

   But now tell me this.  I fancy fantasy art, but I’m afraid that the source for your avatar escapes me.  Please ma’am, what was the original, who painted it, and can I find it online anywhere?

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/06/2005  at  07:17 PM  



8. Tanny,

   My love.  It is, alas, a photograph of me.

   I don’t know how many times I have to remind you all of this fact.

   Posted by Phoenix       05/06/2005  at  08:20 PM  



9. (adjusts monocle indulgently)

   Well then, m’dear, if those are real wings I see in that photo, where is your halo?

   I don’t even see the horns holding it up.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/06/2005  at  09:03 PM  



10. Dearest Tanny,

    Do not speak indulgently to me. It is not necessary.

    Listen, I shall have to whisper it into your heart directly: we are all supernatural/everyday we rise new creatures/cannot be predicted.

    My halo is there.  Just not for all to see.

    When I go up in flames, it is the only thing that does not turn into ashes to await the thunder of rebirth and radiant energy and sudden change.

    Posted by Phoenix       05/06/2005  at  11:23 PM  



11. American auto worker costs $36 an hour.

    Chinese auto worker costs $1.50 an hour.

    Purple haired American above costs $10 an hour.  (Speaks English)

    Phoenix sexual nipple talk; priceless.

    You’re phoney on the top

    You’re phoney underneath

    You lay in bed and grit your teeth

    That’s you, American womanhood

    Phoenix, sorry, I,...Phoenix....I COUNDN"T HELP IT....I....DOGGONE IT!

    Posted by Z Woof       05/07/2005  at  07:21 AM  



12. Woof, my friend, you are playing with fire here.

    “Be not deceived, for the Goddess knows, and your portion is meant for your cup.”

    

    Posted by Tannenberg       05/07/2005  at  10:57 AM  



13. Z Woof:

    Thank you so much for the apology.  It wasn’t necessary, but I graciously accept.

    I mentioned the HSA information to my ex the other day, and I thank you for it.

    By the way, ‘PHONY’ is spelled without the ‘E’.

    Posted by Phoenix       05/07/2005  at  02:44 PM  



14. Wouldn’t mind have “purple hair” working in my yard.........

    Posted by Dottie       05/07/2005  at  06:45 PM  

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