Men: Drink More Beer

 

1. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper.” - Ben Franklin

   Flavonoids...mmm...Tasty!

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       06/12/2006  at  11:36 AM  



2. I guess I never have to worry about prostate cancer since I drank that many beers (plus two scotchs and some wine) at a college party one night (and no neither of the guys pushing that got any ‘cuz they passed out long before I did) and over my ‘drinking career’ certainly drank enough wine, beer and whiskey to keep all diseases at bay for several lifetimes . . .
   

   Too bad I’m not a guy for it to matter
   

   Posted by wardmama4       06/12/2006  at  12:12 PM  



3. Beer and boners! Hey, no surprise to me!
   

   Posted by Rickvid       06/12/2006  at  04:27 PM  



4. Just got this in the mail this AM, It has the ring of our fearless leaders attitude - sorry for the long read - he’s an engineer.

   beer is looking better all the time !

   P.S.  Don’t read this in a meeting, there is a part in the middle that about makes you laugh out loud and it looks suspicious…….

   Subject: Fw: HISTORY LESSON

   > COULD THIS BE TRUE?
   >
   > Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast andlive on fish and lobster in winter.
   >
   > The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the
   catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.
   >
   > Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be
   invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages wereformed.
   >
   > Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as “the Conservative movement.”
   >
   > Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement
   Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as ‘girliemen.’
   >
   > Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

   >
   > Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
   >
   > Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
   >
   > Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are
   liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t “fair” to make the pitcher also bat.
   >
   continued on next post (sorry Captain)

   Posted by iteki       06/13/2006  at  09:49 AM  



5. > Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
   >
   > Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to “govern” the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
   Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.

   Here ends today’s lesson in world history:
   >
   > It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily
   respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh
   and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be
   forwarded immediately to other “true believers.”

   Posted by iteki       06/13/2006  at  09:50 AM  

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