Now you KNEW we were going to click the link—right? How could you do such a thing to your faithful crew, Skipper? Guess that makes me an IDIOT. Ouch!
Why does Howard and that John Mason fella (re: Jennifer Wilbanks, the “Runaway Bride") go for these chicks? ‘Cause the crazy ones are just nuts in the sack. Literally, in Howard’s case.
Why did I know that the Skipper would post this story?
My daughter and I just sat with our jaws hanging open as we read the account!
My son went white as a sheet and grabbed his own “package” to try to protect ‘em when he heard it!
I GOT MY JEWELS COVERED!
ONE DOLLAR says the bitch is Sicilian!
So, just curious, would this be worse (because it REALLY sounds worse) than a “bobbitt”? One would think the knife would be better than the whole fingernails thing. At least shorter. Then again....I don’t have the proper perspective!