Memorando A Buttheads
It said something about me being irrating-DUH-and offending the Sec.of War on pain of death.
Sorry-my italiano is VERY limited!Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/18/2005 at 11:59 AM
It ain’t perfect but Sherlock yields the following:
Recently, vary of our readers have taken it on if same in order making
the complete asses from if same and in order selecting on me. You know
who you are.From Imperial Decree, to this people this time will be allowed living
but the offense following against of me will provoke the annihilation,
the destruction and the dead women totals.These scop- have faced the asshats: Small Twerp annoying, Tannenberg
and Bush-Oscill-Kerry-Succhia are nient’ other of a pimple on my ass
and would have to be recognizing are granted to come here and game
with the adults. However, my patience is carrying thin.You have been you perceive yourself, pissants! To offend it still and
to die!Secretary of BMEWS Of the War
I’ve been joking with him-same as I joke with everyone else.
He should hear the way I talk to U2Warrior(my best friend Jen)Please Allan-I don’t want to walk on eggshells while I’m here.
-or is this humor that I’m totally missing?Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/18/2005 at 12:11 PM
Sorry, but my latin type language skills are limited to telling my laborer to “hand me that damn box of clavos” or “get the big f**king martillar and go break up that concrete”. That along with a lot of finger pointing seems to work. Outside of that, you lost me brother.
Close, Macker .... but no cigar:
Memo To Buttheads
Recently, several of our readers took it upon themselves to make complete asses out of themselves and pick on me. You know who you are.
By Imperial Decree, these people shall be allowed to live this time but the next offense against me will result in total annihilation, destruction and death.
These fuck-faced asshats: Annoying Little Twerp, Tannenberg and Bush-Rocks-Kerry-Sucks are no more than a pimple on my ass and should be grateful they are allowed to come here and play with the adults. However, my patience is wearing thin.
You have been warned, pissants! Offend me again and die!
BMEWS Secretary Of War
Memo to Barb: Get real! I’m just giving back what I receive. No eggshells here, kiddo. Quit trying to be a victim.
Memo to Rest Of Team: Let this be a lesson. I can cuss you out in seven languages and you won’t know what hit you! Bwah-hah-ha-ha--ha
Come along, Gilligan! Let’s go see what the professor is up to.
Next time, howsabout including German so I at least have a sporting chance
? Many thanx.....
Hell, if he had asked I could have given him a much better translation in Portuguese. Nope, sorry, I lie. I was too busy playing with Mary Ann and Ginger.
Skipper di BMEWS Della Guerra
So.. is that angry talk?
Don’t blog angry
Don’t blog angry
(like RoadkillCatMan)I have no idea what you said, only that it looked alot like the other half of my South West Gas bill.
Posted by DR@HDfixit
02/18/2005 at 12:37 PM
Sorry. I wasn’t trying to be a victim.
Last summer I ripped a fellow PW a new one because I though he had been condescending to me-turns out it was a joke that only I didn’t get.
As an “aspie” I sometimes have trouble “reading” what people are trying to say-like now.
Cool? cool.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/18/2005 at 12:39 PM
Sir Allan, has your thong crawled up your ass crack? Are your hemroids the size of grapefruits? Why the threats and nastiness? Or is it that time of month for you? Can’t we all get along and sing Kum-by-ya?
Mr Minority
PS: See i can joke too.
PSS: Please don’t beat mePosted by Mr Minority
02/18/2005 at 01:15 PM
Mr. M! Glad to see ya back. KUMBAYAH, my ASS! I would beat you but the last time I did you kept screaming “More! More! Beat Me, Bad Momma!”
I’VE GOT IT. You can refer to my Gilligan’s Island posting to get background on the plot and satanic connection. Suddenly I remembered the Abbey Road poster in Allan’s supposed home—what rumor did that picture start??? “Paul is DEAD!”
Follow me here: Allan suddenly breaks out into some language more associated with Vilmar --right? We are supposed to believe that this masculine avatar of “Allan” decorates his home in Fairy Pink?? Now another hint of Gilligan’s Island !! Do you follow me?
ALLAN IS DEAD !!!
OK, Vilmar ! (if that’s who you really are..) YOU"RE EXPOSED! Time to fess up!
Boy, am I in bottomless deep shit now..
Posted by Oink
02/18/2005 at 01:46 PM
Oink, you have no idea how deep. We have your new home all prepared for you ....
A voice from the grave? Maybe OINK is dead?
Posted by Oink
02/18/2005 at 02:02 PM
Aww, come on now boys, play nice!
Posted by NefariousFerret
02/18/2005 at 02:58 PM
Yippy-IO-Ki-Ay
Posted by DR@HDfixit
02/18/2005 at 03:35 PM
Memo to Allan: E-mail me and I’ll teach you a way to say something in an EIGHTH language!
PEACE! PEACE! Peace be upon you all! We’re all having fun here. Don’t make me reach through this screen and rattle a few neck bones out there.
We all love each other, now don’t we?
DON’T WE?
I can’t HEEEAARRRR YOU!!!!
Luv You?!?! Luv You?!?!? The only way I could love you is if you were slow cooked over a mesquite fire and smothered in Rudy’s Bar-B-Q sauce.
Mr Minority
PS: Beat me some more Captain Quig
Posted by Mr Minority
02/18/2005 at 10:54 PM
You guys are all just totally cool. No doubt about it.
I am a little jealous, though. I didn’t make the fuck-faced asshat list. Well, there’s always tomorrow…
Posted by Riggs
02/19/2005 at 02:39 AM
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