Hmm, I wonder if (simply because the gov’mint is not really doing anything) if these errant cows belong to Travelers?!? My daughter (basically really a good girl) is for some reason enamored of the Travelers due to the stupid TLC show My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding - she even equated their lying to venues to hold their receptions - get this - to the blacks/segregation - they ‘have’ to lie or they wouldn’t be able to do anything. I have tried to make her understand that there IS A REASON PRIVATE businesses 1) chose not to serve them and 2) have the option NOT to serve them.
Every once in a while she veers off onto these tangents - must be watching too much Comedy Channel - hopefully the new college will accept her - and she will have something to do to fill her time & mind other than that drivel.
Keep us up-to-date on Peiper - not his electricity - his health.
First, checking with all of the neighboring farmers to ensure that these aren’t cattle that breached a fence unexpectedly. If so, be good neighbors and help the farmer herd his cattle back into the designated fields. If you live in or very near to farming country, these things happen from time to time.
Otherwise, if this is a case of gypsies letting their cattle roam uncontrolled, then I see an opportunity here that involves contracting the services of a drover, an abattoir (slaughterhouse), and an appliance store that sells and delivers chest freezers quickly.
When the damned gypsies (who believe everything belongs to everyone) show up to find out where their cattle are…
“Well, they finished with our gardens and lawns, and must have moved on… to a better place.”