Maybe Small Pistols Will Be Next

 

1. Stop the presses,Presidente Hugo the Horrible Chaves is D.O.A. Taking a dirt Nap. Off to see the angels. Soylent Green candidate. Deader Than A Doornail.Definitely Done Dancing.Flatlined.Juggling Halos Now.Immortally Challenged.Joined The Choir Invisible.Left The Building.On The Unable To Breathe List.Permanently Out Of Print.Shuffled Off The Mortal Coil.Terminated.Toes Up.At Room Temperature.

   Whew,that was a lot of work.
   Bye Bye Hugo. Say Hello to Generalisimo Francisco Franco for me.
        

   Posted by Rich K       03/05/2013  at  05:09 PM  



2. So it slows them down to just look for knives, yet they’re going to stand there with calipers taking it down to that second decimal place to decide if we’re legal?  I bet that’s why they needed those new uniforms; gotta have a caliper pocket!

   Posted by Mr Evilwrench       03/05/2013  at  06:39 PM  



3. What about corkscrews? They were illegal, but are they now okay if they’re part of a Swiss Army knife?

   More seriously, I have a Swiss Army type knife (multiple fold-out attachments, including screwdrivers, can and bottle openers, a corkscrew, and an awl) with a locking blade. No molded handle, blade under 2.36” (it’s 2 1/4” from the tip to the front of the ricasso), but it’s razor sharp and can be used to slash or stab. Much more dangerous than a box cutter, but as near as I can tell it’s now legal to carry it on a plane.

   Our government at work ... sigh…

   Posted by CenTexTim       03/05/2013  at  09:17 PM  



4. ¡Hugo esta MUERTO! ¡El HDP esta MUERTO!

   Posted by Macker       03/07/2013  at  09:31 AM  

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