You mean good things like trench foot, web feet,sink holes and landslides?
Always keep your sunny side up or the water will run down the crack of your ass.
Well, since you MUST go off topic, and can’t comment on this young lady’s mesmerizing innocent attractiveness, or give me props for the half life size hi-res images ...
Try riding a motorcycle in the rain. No matter what you do, it all drains into a puddle you sit in, sometimes for hours at a time. And mighty cold in the chillier months. Remember Seinfeld and “shrinkage”? How about “prune-age”? Yikes.
And still it rains. Flooding across NYC, several main highways here in NJ closed in places, blah blah. So far no trees falling, we have not lost power or internet. Keeping my fingers and keyboards crossed.
"April Showers deluge here today, at least 4” of hard rain so far”
How Am I Off Topic after that lead in?
Is this better?
“Oh Drew, she is such a wonder of nature, how did you manage to capture her iridescent beauty in such a captivating way?”