Matchmaker
Damn, that was easy. I’ll just leave them as they are and let them match side by side as listed.
A and 1 - married for money.
B and 2 - a fit for size.
C and 3 - Okay, she doesn’t have a moustache but they’re a match otherwise, their ambitions are the same: World Domination. Can’t stack the bodies high enough to discourage either one.
D and 4 - A match made in Bill’s heaven.
E and 5 - Both screamers.
F and 6 - Both have speech impediments One imitates a Gabor sister and the other is smarter.
G and 7 - Both mob leaders who will fight to the last drop of someone else’s blood.
H and 8 - Commie dictators willing to kill off dissidents by the boatload.
I and 9 - Both are buttheads. Willing to speak without thinking.
J and 10 - I’ll take the chance of putting them both in a shower and see which comes out alive.
K and 11 - White trash on display. Both talk
One is paid openly for it.
L and 12 - Already asshole buddies. It would be a crime to break up this loving couple.Yeah, I’ll go with Stink’s choices, altho there are other fascinating matches, some of which are in the same column—but then you’re out of ‘degrees of freedom’ for the rest. Good one!
Posted by Oink
10/23/2005 at 06:38 PM
*doesn’t get past ‘Beautiful fall Sunday’ without grumbling*
It’s 45 degrees and rainy here. And we have to worry about the remnants of Wilma (or hell even Alpha) hugging the coast and dumping more crud on us.
With that bitching out of the way…
Yeah Stink pretty much nailed it out of the park on the whole blessed list.
(Did you guys read about Sheehan wanting to tie herself the white House fence? WTF is this woman smoking and can OCM send some pot her way so maybe she can think a bit clearer? Geez...my kids make more sense that this wacked out bitch...)
Hmm, Sheehan wants to be tied to the fence, eh? How about a lamppost? I’ll bring the rope. She’ll go along with it for the sake of the attention. If she insists on the fence, I think it’s high enough. I’m sure we can work something out.
Shucks! Not well enough informed on a few. Looking forward to answers, tho.
Goose: Is it the porn stars you don’t recognize? We need to get you fixed up. Uhh ..if you’re a guy.
Severa: Isn’t 45 degrees unusually cold for where you’re at?
StinKerr: How ‘bout a nice high voltage fence, ala Oddjob in the “Goldfinger” movie?
Posted by Oink
10/24/2005 at 02:56 PM
Oink - I’m in the painfully blue state of Maine. We’ve been here since last Dec so I haven’t figured out yet what ‘normal’ is for this place.
I WISH we were in FL (even with the hurricanes) As it stands now, if our base (NAS Brunswick) closes, they’ll relocate us to NAS Jacksonville FL.
A. Kerry to 9. Butthead because they are both cartoons.
B. Teddy to 2. Roseanne because they are both fatmouthed bitches (and she’s too fat to drown).
C. Hitlery to 3. Adolph. This one doesn’t need explaining.
D. Boffo Bill to 1. Anna Nichol. I was going to give him Linda Lovelace but Howard Dean needs a good blow job way too much!!
E. Howie to 4. Linda Lovelace (see above!)
F. Arianna to 8. Stalin because the worldviews fit perfectly.
G. Osama to 6. Daffy because its always duck season.
H. Fidel to 7. Al Capone because I think they are twins.
I. Jimmy Carter to 10. Norman Bates because psychopathic idiots who get lots of people killed always seem so meek and pleasant!
J. Rather to 11. Springer because they both bring such solumnity and veracity to journalism.
I almost paired Springer with Boffo Bill because while he was president the whole country was like the Springer show but I digress…
K. Sheehan to 5. Garofalo because psychotic, idiotic, loudmouthed bitches gotta have fun, too!
and finally…
L. Jacques Chirac to 12. Yassir because ol’ Jack just loves his Yassir!!!
