Love And Marriage And ….
Happy wedding to Frank J. and Sarah K.!
I bought t-shirts off of Frank’s website for my brother-in-law’s family fishing trip last year, and now they all have his website in their bookmarks.
One of my favorite t-shirts is all green, with big yellow letters that says “HIPPIES SMELL”.Congrats to Frank J. Sarah K. is quite a looker!
Posted by Riggs
03/29/2005 at 12:45 PM
Dude, If she ever catches him fuckin’around ... she’ll blast his balls off.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/29/2005 at 01:05 PM
Country Music has covered the subject of infidelity a couple of times
1. (Jim Reeves)
If I see you tomorrow on some street in town
Pardon me if I don’t say hello
I belong to another, it wouldn’t look so good
To know someone I’m not suppose to knowJust walk on by, wait on the corner
I love you but we’re strangers when we meet.In a dimly lit corner, at a place outside of town.
Tonight we’ll try to say goodbye again.
But I know it’s not over, I’ll call tomorrow night
I can’t let you go so why pretend.Just walk on by, wait on the corner
I love you but we’re strangers when we meet.I love you but we’re strangers when we meet.
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2. (Hank Williams)Your cheatin’ heart will make you weep
You’ll cry and cry and try to sleep
But sleep won’t come the whole night through
Your cheatin’ heart will tell on youWhen tears come down like falling rain
You’ll toss around and call my name
You’re gonna walk that floor the way that I do
Your cheatin’ heart will tell on youWhen tears come down like falling rain
You’ll toss around and call my name
You’re gonna walk that floor just the way that I do
Your cheatin’ heart will tell on youYour cheatin’ heart will tell on you
Your cheatin’ heart will tell on youPosted by Oink
03/29/2005 at 01:08 PM
The definition of marriage:
When your checkbook bounces more than your bed does.Note to Frank and Sarah:
You’ll be Soo-reee
From the younger half of the “old married couple"-that what were known as.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/29/2005 at 01:51 PM
Oink, you just reminded me of something that happened at the Lutheran Churches of the Reformation convention talent show. It just so happened that my godbrother (godparents’ son) Nathan was getting married to a young lady named Katie (who are expecting their first child anytime now). Well, some people from the church of his youth out in Oregon, decided to do a hillbilly sketch of the couple being on stage while a bunch of them sang “Your Cheatin’ Heart”. At one point, the father of the bride came on stage and put a paper bag over the head of the father of the groon while wearing this obscene green leisure suit (now known simply as “The Green Leisure Suit"), after which more hililarity ensued. It ended with the groom causing himself to fall offstage, chair and all.
U2: Great!
And they should have concluded with the pregnant bride singing, ”I Should Have Danced All Night”.Posted by Oink
03/29/2005 at 02:16 PM
No ball and chain for me, thanks....
Me neither.
“You know, if you’re that lonely, get a dog. Or take a good long look at your parents and the the urge will pass.”
-Drew CareyPosted by Riggs
03/29/2005 at 02:50 PM
I should have clarified, this happened in 2003. No pregnant bride.
Oink- Everyone knows that the perfect wedding song is “I’m so hot for you(but you’re so cold)”
The BOY was born 11 months to the day-his birthday’s Friday-after me and my ex got married.
a few clowns insisted on doing the “month counting” thing.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/29/2005 at 04:11 PM
Marriage is the end of all of a man’s problems.
(I didn’t say which end)My elder son got married for the old traditional, tried and true, somewhat urgent reason. (They’d been together for three years & he’d worked to send her thru school.)
I encouraged him to get married quickly, so that when the kid got old enought to count backwards from nine .... He’d know there was no reluctance on his dad’s part.Let’s see Mom & Dad—you were married Nov 23, I was born July 3rd ... hmmmm.
Posted by Oink
03/29/2005 at 04:35 PM
Good Lord, are all y’all divorced? Marriage has treated me very well. My wife is the only womean I’ve known in that sense. I met her when I was 15 and I’m in my 40’s now. I wouldn’t know what to do without her.
You’re a lucky man, LC. I’ve been divorced about 15 years now. Have come to the conclusion that some people are destined to be single. I am one of them. Get up when I want, eat what I want. Go when I want. Watch what I want. DO what I want when I want because I want to. Arrogant? Egotisitical? Doesn’t play well with others? That’s me!!!
I was married for 5 years the first time and I’ve been married for about 2 and 1/2years this time around.
He’s a great-albeit crazy-guy except that because of the 11 year age difference between us he gets a bit paternal at times.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/29/2005 at 05:50 PM
Didn’t you indicate that at your first wedding they played, “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”?
Posted by Oink
03/29/2005 at 06:08 PM
To: Vilmar (comment 13)
If there were a “That’s Exactly How I Feel” ceremony, then I would get a Lifetime Achievement Award.Posted by Riggs
03/29/2005 at 06:08 PM
P.S. Barb indicated that she abused her first husband.
My mother wore black to my wedding.
(I am not
-ing you.)
Posted by Oink
03/29/2005 at 06:12 PM
I attended a wedding reception once where the band was fool enough to play “For the Good Times.” As if that was not enough, they got around to “Thanks for the Memory.”
Buffoons. Tch! Tch!
And congratulations, LCG. I always tried to tell myself that there was the same kind of “someone special” just for me, but so far she hasn’t got the message.
Thanks Tann & Vilmar.
Oink-at my 1st wedding my old maid of honor wore navy with white polka dots-which would have been fine if our colors hadn’t been PINK & IVORY!
Tannenberg, OCM, Vilmar, and Riggs,-
I only wear my wedding band. It’s not much to look at-white gold, very plain.
But you know what-I like my little ring because it belonged to my beloved Great-Gramma. She used it for the orthodox Jewish ceremony she was married in-she had a fancier one for daily wear.
She was a spunky lady and it makes me think of her.
It also makes me think of the short, balding,overweight, totally unconventional former Marine that I married in 2002.
It reminds me that no matter what happens good-or bad thin-or fat-I AM a recovering bulimic remember-happiness or tragedy-even through the BOY’S upcoming adolescence ,
that I have someone who loves me and respects me with no condtions or strings.To each their own Guys, but I rather like that.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/29/2005 at 10:35 PM
Barb, more power to ya! May you live to celebrate your Golden Anniversary together----you rasslin’ a shark; him just sitting back saying, “what a crazy woman!!!”
Bless you dear Barb, I am happy for you....
I was miserably married for 28 years.....I have been blissfully single for 11 years........I’ve had a wonderful male companion for 10 years.....We are each happily single, share wonderful times together and we have our shared and individual interests........... and we are perfectly happy the way things are.......What does the future hold? Who knows........We take each day as it comes and enjoy all that life gives to us...........
Posted by Dottie
03/29/2005 at 11:43 PM
Damn, Vilmar, NICE yard! Maybe we could have a BMEWS Members’Yards photo gallery
? Our yard isn’t as big, but we have some nice trees and a decent amount of room. And it rains enough down here that watering the lawn is unnesessary. One thing that is strikingly different from Cali is how unbelievably green NZ is! Of course, I guess any place would appear very green compared to Southern California… 
LC Geno- I wish I was somebody’s ball and chain
U2warrior05: Aw, Jen! Don’t despair. I’d marry you but I’m too old for you.
U2, you’re too young to be a ball and chain. Shop around for the best “leg” you can attach yourself to.
I have been for the last couple of years, but to no real avail.
03/30/2005 at 01:12 AM
